I don’t consider my divorces as failures
- Thread starter Joe_Hoopsier
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I’m noting a pattern amongst the Dream Team- y’all collect ex wives. That’s a pricey habit!
Been married 25 years to the same woman. More than half my life.
Let’s be honest, Joe, none of them deserved you as long as they had you. You’re a Dream Teamer.
Definitely not Dream Team material.
Meh….sometimes even women say f#ck it, I’ll settle for this one
Buy her some Bitcoin @Mas-sa-suta
The worst is when the kids are still young. Has to get better after the kids are gone. Just today I got a notification of a friend request on instagram. Fing ex wife. Miserable. Can’t ignore her. Those divorced know why. So I had to sanitize my follow list of those that she had on her radar.
Day I cut my last support check I’m blocking em all
Congratulations. 35 in September.
59 in august.
Somehow my beer addled sperm managed to impregnate her when she was 18 and I was 19. She’s been stuck ever since. 😎
How many times a week do you listen to Free Bird?
My daughter joined Facebook today and friended me.
Beats mine showing up under people you might know. Did she send you a request?
Yep. I was like “ who the **** is stealing my daughter’s identity” then remembered she’s nearly 17. Ugh. Still don’t want her on any social media but I’m getting tired of fighting a two front war with her and my wife.
I’ve given up on all of it. For all I know she’s on onlyfans
Mine defriended me soon after I joined. A couple years later she was back to her senses.
Not me. My anniversary is coming up.
Scene: Mexican Restaurant for anniversary
Wife: Why are we at the Mexican Restaurant for our anniversary?
Me: Uhhh……I bought more Bitcoin. How’s the quesadilla?
Wife: Why? I thought you were done buying.
Me: Can you believe someone was selling some for 57k? Who are these dumbasses?
Wife: Dumbasses that are getting laid tonight.
Me: Still not selling.
Funny thing is, that is along the lines of what the judges all said. Why I still had to finish the siding on the south wall of that house, I still don't understand. Total BS.
At least publish her handle...
That is the first step to getting back together. You know this, right? Stay strong, but tag that at least one more time ! !
WITH PROTECTION COACH !!
Ha not a chance in hell. Just seeing her name pop up causes my pecker to retreat inside my body
Do you all really remember the years AND the month? That's totally ghey.
After the terrible incident 5 yrs ago, our head of HR sends me a reminder one week before my anniversary every year now. It seems even my co-workers don't want to live through that whole episode again.
15 + 4 + ....12ish +/- so far.
Sept, ? and ...... Oct I think? not sure but I know that we flew to Vegas to do it. Last one in Vegas was with a Mexican Elvis dude As the preacher. Most romantic thing ever, I keep reminding her (via text because we are not speaking right now). My toothbrush tasted like shit this morning. That's odd, right?
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