I even remember the day. How do you think I stayed married this long?Do you all really remember the years AND the month? That's totally ghey.
After the terrible incident 5 yrs ago, our head of HR sends me a reminder one week before my anniversary every year now. It seems even my co-workers don't want to live through that whole episode again.
Oh there will be a time. Trust me, My neighbor told me about it.Ha not a chance in hell. Just seeing her name pop up causes my pecker to retreat inside my body
I'm sure your wives consider them successes too.They are habitat for humanity!!
GIVER right here!!
There's probably a reason I remember everything about my first. Her and I still call each other on that day. When I screw up and say/ do stupid shit on here. Trust me, It's nothing compared to me screwing up my first marriage. A debit I will never be able to repay.I even remember the day. How do you think I stayed married this long?
Well played, perfect timing. 9.6 score on this one.I'm sure your wives consider them successes too.
BOOM!
ha. No wonder you don’t think a septuagenarian should be president. Once you are finished with the mind-numbing experiences of family and job you’ll be a lot more competent and the world will be your oyster.Nearly double my age!
ha. No wonder you don’t think a septuagenarian should be president. Once you are finished with the mind-numbing experiences of family and job you’ll be a lot more competent and the world will be your oyster.
@16minutemileAt least publish her handle...
I still function on 5-6 hours of sleep.Of course I don’t think a geriatric should be President. Any rationale person without a stubborn denial of scientific fact would agree.
I’m not like I was when I was 30 and definitely not like I was in my 20s when I could function at a decent level on a few hours of sleep.
I’ve seen how much my parents and in laws aged from 60 to 70. 70 to 80 is an entirely different level, regardless of how active you stay.
STFU !I still function on 5-6 hours of sleep.
And, from what we've been told, that is nothing to laugh at...Ha not a chance in hell. Just seeing her name pop up causes my pecker to retreat inside my body
New pots and pans?? 🤣What are you going to do for 50? Need to go big
43 in October..... I sure have her fooled.Congratulations. 35 in September.
Been married 25 years to the same woman. More than half my life.
Oh yes it is....And, from what we've been told, that is nothing to laugh at...
Just remember that the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret .... at least I read that somewhere.
Orrrrrrr...you learn how to use your privacy settings.The worst is when the kids are still young. Has to get better after the kids are gone. Just today I got a notification of a friend request on instagram. Fing ex wife. Miserable. Can’t ignore her. Those divorced know why. So I had to sanitize my follow list of those that she had on her radar.
Day I cut my last support check I’m blocking em all
I’ve been married 20 this year too.Congrats?
Been with mine for 20 this year. Just turned 42, so not quite half my life but close.
Marriage or child support... they're both expensive, but at least being married I get laid once in a whlle.
😂 I’ve always gotten by on 4-5-6 hours sleep. Too high strung to sleep more.STFU !
Now you are just gloating !! Married some 20 yr old.. Huge eye roll,,, LOL
In my happy domicile, "Yes, Dear" ends the discussion.I've mastered the "yes dear, you're right and I'm wrong."
Neither at this point. More of a burden really if you listen to him...in fear or envy?
I’ve been married 20 this year too.
I dispute your last sentence.
Exactly why I only maintain partial membership status. Divorce is an abomination.I’m noting a pattern amongst the Dream Team- y’all collect ex wives. That’s a pricey habit!
Wait. There are partial memberships? What does that get you access to?Exactly why I only maintain partial membership status. Divorce is an abomination.
Social only. No golf.Wait. There are partial memberships? What does that get you access to?
I've been married over 33 yrs. We got married at 19 so I too have been with her more than half of my life. In fact we started dating at 16 so she knew me when I was a 16 yr old punk. Now, I am a 50's punk. lol We are very fortunate. I do have a place in my heart for those who have not made it for whatever reason. Nobody gets married to get a divorce. My oldest daughter has been through two divorces and though they were a necessity, the first cheated twice, and the second was physically abusive, it was still not easy for her mentally.Been married 25 years to the same woman. More than half my life.
At least you support your kids. Hopefully she has used the money for their benefit. I had a buddy from High School who got married, had four children with his wife. She divorced him and had a live in boyfriend who was living off the money my buddy was paying in support. That hurt him a lot.The worst is when the kids are still young. Has to get better after the kids are gone. Just today I got a notification of a friend request on instagram. Fing ex wife. Miserable. Can’t ignore her. Those divorced know why. So I had to sanitize my follow list of those that she had on her radar.
Day I cut my last support check I’m blocking em all
Thanks pastor. They’re good kids and good moms. Horrible exes tho. Cold blooded pastor.At least you support your kids. Hopefully she has used the money for their benefit. I had a buddy from High School who got married, had four children with his wife. She divorced him and had a live in boyfriend who was living off the money my buddy was paying in support. That hurt him a lot.
Soooo……If she ever cuts me off, it won't be hard to make up my mind between divorce and child support.
Gotta pump up those #'s !!!! Like filling a California king air mattress with a bicycle ump !Soooo……
You need to find a hot young wife and really piss them both off. Check writing would now be fun.The worst is when the kids are still young. Has to get better after the kids are gone. Just today I got a notification of a friend request on instagram. Fing ex wife. Miserable. Can’t ignore her. Those divorced know why. So I had to sanitize my follow list of those that she had on her radar.
Day I cut my last support check I’m blocking em all