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Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
 
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Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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Awfully early for this much to process😂
 
NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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Bro.

Call your dad and take your meds. The order in which you do so is up to you.
 
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NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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wut
 
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Glad the time was taken to study the vaccine carefully before approving for small people and good news that parents now have the option to protect them and other family members.
 
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Data is your friend.
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First before posters fire back at me, I’ve gotten 3 jabs. The data definitely shows vaccinated have not gotten the virus as bad as non vaccinated. Or does it show that? We have no idea how many people have had a light case of the virus and were unvaccinated.

I know numerous folks over 60 that have had heart issues after the 3rd jab. The most interesting is a 72 year old liberal attorney and golf buddy from Evansville. He’s in great shape and shot his age 2 times last year. Within days of the booster he started having heart issues. He had never experienced heart problems. He looked awful and stopped playing golf for week or so. Finally came back and played and felt terrible. He was sure he was going to need a pacemaker. Eventually everything cleared up. No pacemaker and he’s been fine. To this day he will not acknowledge the booster had anything to do with it in spite of his cardiologist telling him it did.

My point is we aren’t going to know the real side effects of the vaccine for years.
 
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First before posters fire back at me, I’ve gotten 3 jabs. The data definitely shows vaccinated have not gotten the virus as bad as non vaccinated. Or does it show that? We have no idea how many people have had a light case of the virus and were unvaccinated.

I know numerous folks over 60 that have had heart issues after the 3rd jab. The most interesting is a 72 year old liberal attorney and golf buddy from Evansville. He’s in great shape and shot his age 2 times last year. Within days of the booster he started having heart issues. He had never experienced heart problems. He looked awful and stopped playing golf for week or so. Finally came back and played and felt terrible. He was sure he was going to need a pacemaker. Eventually everything cleared up. No pacemaker and he’s been fine. To this day he will not acknowledge the booster had anything to do with it in spite of his cardiologist telling him it did.

My point is we aren’t going to know the real side effects of the vaccine for years.
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What’s sad is how Easily the public fell in line. Did what ever the government told them to do without trials!
 
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Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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Dude, you are just plain weird... How old do you think kids are when they have to get all of the various vaccines required before starting 1st grade? You're triggered by kids getting shots at an early age? Where were you when I was arguing with my parents and insisting I didn't need my pre school vaccinations because I hated needles. And if that was the price I had to pay to go to school, then I'd just stay home...

Your posts remind me of someone who either never went to school. or else was home schooled by someone ignorant. Like certified nut job MTG, whining to ultimate grifter (and Sandy Hook denier) about people calling her dumb. You seem like the kind of person who would fit in perfectly with some of the bozos featured here...

 
NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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Go Bucky!
 
NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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I saw you on an old movie once, Gabby.

 
NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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You still drunk from last night?
 
stollcpa said:
First before posters fire back at me, I’ve gotten 3 jabs. The data definitely shows vaccinated have not gotten the virus as bad as non vaccinated. Or does it show that? We have no idea how many people have had a light case of the virus and were unvaccinated.

I know numerous folks over 60 that have had heart issues after the 3rd jab. The most interesting is a 72 year old liberal attorney and golf buddy from Evansville. He’s in great shape and shot his age 2 times last year. Within days of the booster he started having heart issues. He had never experienced heart problems. He looked awful and stopped playing golf for week or so. Finally came back and played and felt terrible. He was sure he was going to need a pacemaker. Eventually everything cleared up. No pacemaker and he’s been fine. To this day he will not acknowledge the booster had anything to do with it in spite of his cardiologist telling him it did.

My point is we aren’t going to know the real side effects of the vaccine for years.
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If you don't have an immediate reaction to the vaccine, it's very unlikely that you are going to suffer from long-term consequences from it.
 
NoVertical said:
Look! We're so thrilled to announce that a US panel of nameless experts have approved the covid vaccine for children under 5... for the love of god, man! So look, if you were lucky enough to escape a surgical instrument being plunged into the back of your neck, twisted around and then having part of your organs pulled out... for the love of god man... by one of our creative and celebrated priests from the Temples of Molech (planned unparentood), then please be at peace that shortly we will mandate this vaccine... for the love of god, man! Look, because we care about children and always remember... it's your body... our choice... for the love of god, man! Now where's my bike? (this was paid for by no political party and does not support any candidate... but if you a pro-life, then you're a racist homophobe terrorist that needs to be imprisoned and re-educated... for the love of god man!)
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Yeah, as Cosmic said above:
I'd be willing to put 5 bucks down on the table right now that you yourself were vaccinated against measles, mumps, rubella, and chicken pox before age 6. Don't get why people are so against this.

Could you imagine the reaction if chicken pox just now came around?

"You don't need a vaccine! It's just a bad case of acne!!"
 
JamieDimonsBalls said:
I can't name a single kid that's had a difficult battle with it and I'm around them all of the time. Either the proportion is still that small or something is up with the data. And I'm not even talking hospitalization... I'm talking actually sick.
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You are probably not around kids with other severe illnesses that make them especially vulnerable. Those kids have to date had no option for vaccine protection. The numbers are indeed very tiny, percentage wise. This can make it smaller still. Lawn jarts were outlawed when 1 kid died...
 
I’ll pass for my 4 year old. He literally just had covid a week ago. That was his first known case and he had a fever for 1 day and slept. He was raising he** the next day just like normal.
 
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I’ll pass for my 4 year old. He literally just had covid a week ago. That was his first known case and he had a fever for 1 day and slept. He was raising he** the next day just like normal.
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You are supposed to wait 90 days anyway
 
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