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First UK. Then France. Now Germany. Canada on the brink.

You’ve given up on sex, so I’m not sure why you don’t just go down to Costco, buy one of everything in the clothes heaps they put out, and be done with it.
I have all these expensive suits and about a hundred nice, conservative silk ties and I now haven’t worn a suit and tie in 4.5 years, for one funeral.

Now, it’s navy blue Adidas track pants and polos in nice weather and flannel shirts in cold. Life is good.
 
I have all these expensive suits and about a hundred nice, conservative silk ties and I now haven’t worn a suit and tie in 4.5 years, for one funeral.

Now, it’s navy blue Adidas track pants and polos in nice weather and flannel shirts in cold. Life is good.
Co-sign. Had a funeral last week I put on one of my favorite suits for. Fcking hell. Was afraid I was going to blow it open the entire time. Could barely button the damn thing
 
Well said. Same goes for skinny jeans by the way. When it got cold i put on my faves and my daughter bust out laughing. “OUT.” She’s a kid what does she know. Went over to grab my minion and my ex goes ohhh skinny jeans are over.

Rudderless. Just wearing lulus and sweats now. Waiting for the hammer to drop on quarter zips
Skinny jeans? WTF.
 
Geez, you only go to Costco for one thing - pizza.
Went yesterday. Had a slice. Not bad. Got a rib roast for tomorrow. Can’t wait. Fvck turkey and ham.

Today visiting parents and hitting up Mennonite broasted chicken, stuffing, and pie at Essenhaus. Might bump into Cray.

Gonna need some stretchy pants.
 
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Well said. Same goes for skinny jeans by the way. When it got cold i put on my faves and my daughter bust out laughing. “OUT.” She’s a kid what does she know. Went over to grab my minion and my ex goes ohhh skinny jeans are over.

Rudderless. Just wearing lulus and sweats now. Waiting for the hammer to drop on quarter zips

Met some pals at the Columibia Club bar on the circle in Indy.

Knowing the dress code includes a tie and jacket, I improvised. Wore a quarter zip with zipper down thus exposing a dress shirt and tie underneath.

The bar manager who is a stickler for proper attire and over the years has questioned my attire appeared to be chagrined with my wardrobe. After a moment of silence, he greeted me warmly while mentioning the dress rules weren't as stringent as they once were.

My pals upon seeing me weren't as kind.
 
Met some pals at the Columibia Club bar on the circle in Indy.

Knowing the dress code includes a tie and jacket, I improvised. Wore a quarter zip with zipper down thus exposing a dress shirt and tie underneath.

The bar manager who is a stickler for proper attire and over the years has questioned my attire appeared to be chagrined with my wardrobe. After a moment of silence, he greeted me warmly while mentioning the dress rules weren't as stringent as they once were.

My pals upon seeing me weren't as kind.
You hang with some high rollers, hoot.
 
Went yesterday. Had a slice. Not bad. Got a rib roast for tomorrow. Can’t wait. Fvck turkey and ham.

Today visiting parents and hitting up Mennonite broasted chicken, stuffing, and pie at Essenhaus. Might bump into Cray.

Gonna need some stretchy pants.
That’s bravery right there, going into the great Costco scrum. Worse than two-a-days. Best to just stay near the food court and escape with your soul.
 
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Met some pals at the Columibia Club bar on the circle in Indy.

Knowing the dress code includes a tie and jacket, I improvised. Wore a quarter zip with zipper down thus exposing a dress shirt and tie underneath.

The bar manager who is a stickler for proper attire and over the years has questioned my attire appeared to be chagrined with my wardrobe. After a moment of silence, he greeted me warmly while mentioning the dress rules weren't as stringent as they once were.

My pals upon seeing me weren't as kind.
Tell us true.

It was the ascot and the walking stick.
 
Met some pals at the Columibia Club bar on the circle in Indy.

Knowing the dress code includes a tie and jacket, I improvised. Wore a quarter zip with zipper down thus exposing a dress shirt and tie underneath.

The bar manager who is a stickler for proper attire and over the years has questioned my attire appeared to be chagrined with my wardrobe. After a moment of silence, he greeted me warmly while mentioning the dress rules weren't as stringent as they once were.

My pals upon seeing me weren't as kind.
I picture this for the CC:

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Everyone knows this is fake.

You only wear a chocolate brown buttondown shirt with that suit and tie combo.

AI will never take over the world until they can clean up their sartorial issues.
And only a man with a modicum of insouciance can pull off that look.

(See, Crazed Hoosier, some of the rest of us can get “insouciance” on the board, too. Hit us with your next big, high-brow word.)
 
You hang with some high rollers, hoot.

The 70+ aged high rollers have abandoned me over the holidays this year.

In the past their wives and kids took cruises around Christmas time and they stayed home along with going to "work" at their offices.

Not so this year, they are joining their families on the high seas.

All have promised to meet and celebrate my birthday in January.

Conversations in January will undoubtedly include hearing about the super high rollers they met on the cruise.
 
I have all these expensive suits and about a hundred nice, conservative silk ties and I now haven’t worn a suit and tie in 4.5 years, for one funeral.

Now, it’s navy blue Adidas track pants and polos in nice weather and flannel shirts in cold. Life is good.
Make sure you get a nice gold chain to go with the Adidas track suits. #BDE
 
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