Dream Team

[Mas-sa-suta]

I just left a community get together. There’s this 32 yr old young lady, new to the area. Blonde, double D’s and apparently gets hot very easy, so she wears very little cloths. I’ve had damage to my hypothalamus so I know a little about body temp regulation and it can be terrible!
She was looking kinda of down, none of the neighborhood women (mostly over 50) were including her. She needed a friend, it was apparent. So I asked her to help me get some things out of the Jeep that I couldn’t carry in one trip. The wife said “there’s nothing left to get, we have it all”.
Me, being such a giver and this gal needing a friend, I just could’nt risk leaving something behind. 2’fer! If I forgot something, the wife’s going to be furious!
Now I’m back home, the wife is asking for help to get stuff out of the jeep, first time she’s spoken to me in a month.
NAH, we got it all. She’s mad at me for yet
again some other unknown reason!
Struggle bus!

Were you allowed to take your balls to the get together?

Sounds as if the hypothalamus may be threatened here.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Were you allowed to take your balls to the get together?

Sounds as if the hypothalamus may be threatened here.

Not my original ones. I’ve done this enough, that I’m like a gecko, I regenerate!
I suspect that one of these days, my neighbors will be in TV news, saying… that’s odd, he was always such a quite person.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

As I've been spending time on the "Mountain side on the gulf coast". I have a washing machine that the neighbor gave me. My dryer is a Vinyl coated piece of string, between 2 post. TOTALLY solar and wind powered drying.
Why do we need a $14 billion, anti static dryer sheet industry, that doesn't smell like fresh air to begin with?

 

[dbmhoosier]

Dream team baby!!!

 

[UncleMark]

Dream team baby!!!

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Tulsi as Wonder Woman. I'm in.

 

[snarlcakes]

Thank you @mcmurtry66 for bringing Valentina into my X feed 🤣

 

[Noodle]

Dream Team candidate

 

[DANC]

Dream Team candidate

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I hope that wasn't built by a Purdue engineer.

 

[UncleMark]

Dream Team candidate

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How many brake rotors will that thing carry?

 

[Baller23Boogie]

Dream Team candidate

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How many miles that thing get and what's the top speed?

 

[mattndallas]

Nomination for "Official Onlyfans/Pornstar of the Dream Team Mountain compound".

Also....dibs.

 

[twenty02]

Nomination for "Official Onlyfans/Pornstar of the Dream Team Mountain compound".

Also....dibs.

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[All4You]

Nomination for "Official Onlyfans/Pornstar of the Dream Team Mountain compound".

Also....dibs.

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That won't end well...

 

[BradStevens]

Nomination for "Official Onlyfans/Pornstar of the Dream Team Mountain compound".

Also....dibs.

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A friend texted this to me with the caption: “right in your wheelhouse “

 

[twenty02]

A friend texted this to me with the caption: “right in your wheelhouse “

Can you afford the future therapy bills?

 

[BradStevens]

Can you afford the future therapy bills?

Sorry. Can’t talk.

Sooooooooo thirsty.

 

[mattndallas]

As Stoll (as Dream Team golf captain) compiles his team, I suggest taking a look at Anthony Kim as a potential wildcard to join Phil and Bryson on the squad. 😄

 

[BradStevens]

As Stoll (as Dream Team golf captain) compiles his team, I suggest taking a look at Anthony Kim as a potential wildcard to join Phil and Bryson on the squad. 😄

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Lot to cringe about in that clip, but calling them gay? Don't get it.

 

[mattndallas]

Lot to cringe about in that clip, but calling them gay? Don't get it.

I kinda think he means it in the same way the great Jeff Whittington of Adam's Farm meant when he spoke of Michael Stipe on "High" from their classic effort Superlectric (Rainmaker Records Dallas). 😄

(Queue to 1:40 if you're unfamiliar)