My (batshit crazy) mother-in-law is virulently anti-Trump. This woman has never had a thought or belief system of her own since I've known her. She always just latches onto whatever belief system her spouse or S.O. has (which there have been several since I met her). She calls my wife nearly every evening and unloads all this crazy babble, leading the wife to put her on speaker phone so she can multitask...and unfortunately I get to hear it. Every now and again, I just can't help myself, and drop a passing snarky reply just to wind her up because feck it ya know....works like a charm by the way. A few examples from the past month or so...
MIL: You know Trump is the antichrist, right?
Me: How the hell can you believe in the antichrist when you don't believe in God (she's an atheist).
MIL: You know if Trump wins the election he's going to make internment camps for people like me.
Me: Man I hope so, I'd hate to think that you'd be moving in with us someday.
But hey, at least the remainder of their conversation switches from conspiratorial politics to what an asshole I am.