Free cheese is not good (for God sake, they left it in your F'N mailbox but the people that have to eat it are not lazy or bad, and we did for a while). It took my Mom doing a lot of endless days of spaghetti to keep us in our house and what she needed to do, and us eating that shit for her to get her Master's, get a job, and get us through it all and us all go to college. Nobody likes a life of free cheese, my god, the chemicals that allowed it to come in the mailbox. I wouldn't touch a slice of Velveeta with a ten foot pole and I still hate pasta to this day. And you think free cheese is some luxury item for the poor, no, it's not, for most people now it's more like how can you keep your kids from not freaking out from living on it. What, are you identifying as Nero?