Sort of on topic...I admit I can work on my truck a lot easier than my dumb riding mower with a 1000 safety issues because some idiot backed over their kid somehow.
Many years ago, I bought a Craftsman riding mower at Sears. It lasted over 18 summers with no repairs or anything, other than putting it up (draining oil, gas, etc) in the winter. When it finally gave out, I called a guy who was amazed at how old it was.
Anyway, I bought a new Craftsman, with the engine under the seat (Forrest Gump style). It was a piece of crap. One of the things that annoyed me was that the blades would disengage in Reverse, as a safety feature, which I thought was stupid. So, I got on the trusty internet, looked up what to do, and put some electrical tape around part of the gear shifter under the seat, and BINGO...one problem solved.
It was still a piece of crap.