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A farmer’s boy woke up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast. The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done. He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chicken. While going about it, a chicken pecks him and he kicks it. He goes to the pigsty and when one pig knocks him, he knocks it back.

He went ahead to milk their cow and while close to finishing, the cow kicked the bucket and spilled the milk. He kicked the cow too. The mother saw everything and told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken. No bacon because he kicked the pig and no milk because he kicked the cow too.

While in the house, he saw his dad come down the stairs and when a cat almost tripped him, he kicked it. The boy looked at the mother and said, ‘‘should I tell him or you will?’’




and a chick.....

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Julian Phillips, 5-star LSU commit, gets release from LOI

IU had offered but did not made his final cut last fall. The 6-foot-7 small forward from South Carolina originally chose LSU over Southern California, Florida State and Tennessee in October.


yeah, I know we don't have scholarships


Rivals ranks him #14

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Stat of the day: 40 tourneys for Indiana

40th NCAA tourney for IU, leading all Big Ten teams.

Additional stats of they day:

TJD, with one more blocked shot (80) will move to 2nd behind Dean Garrett for blocks in a season, passing George Leach.

Xavier Johnson has moved into the top 10 for IU assists in a season, now averaging 5.0 per game.

TJD is one basket away from 600 points on the season.

IU earned it's 20th win for the 37th time.

If only Putin had used the wrong pronouns . . .

maybe the United States wouldn’t look so hapless, helpless and clueless.

Only a few years ago, Trump launched a couple of dozen cruise missiles at a Syrian airbase, with Russians present, because that base had been used to launch a poison gas attack on Syrian civilians. The gas was Russian gas and handled by Russians on Assad’s behalf. Trump reportedly told Putin that worse would happen if he retaliated.

Fast forward to 2021. Biden’s first orders as CIC focused on whiteness and so-called white supremacy, gender correctness, pronouns, less carbon emissions from the military, and looking for and purging the ranks of MAGA supporters. Along the way, Biden only watched from his basement as Putin ramped up for war, he delayed shipping needed weapons to Ukraine so as not to aggravate Putin prior to last summer’s phone call, and he cancelled a long-planned ballistic missile and nuclear readiness test so as not to start WWIII or something. Biden personally stood in the way of Poland’s transfer of jets, while he made a totally unneeded spectacle of that issue.

Biden has let Putin set the agenda. Putin has had his way with Biden the entire time Biden has been in office. Biden’s weakness in Afghanistan coupled with his exceedingly deferential conduct to Putin and Russia in the Iran negotiations, and refusal to confront Putin over Ukraine is causing millions of Ukrainians to suffer with no hope as the President of the United States obsesses over not aggravating the guy who is already bombing hospitals, civilian evacuation routes, and relief convoys.

What to do? First of all Mr. President, STFU! Those jets should be in Ukraine without any public comment. Provide SAM‘s of longer range than stingers. Speak softly and carry a big stick instead of speaking in banal platitudes with no stick.

Pronoun correctness and minimizing carbon emissions from tanks and ships does not prepare our civilian leadership for traditional international thugs.

End of rant.

OT, Division 3 Final 4: Wabash College, Live Stream 7:30 PM

See a team shooting >40% from 3, >80% from the line, averaging >90 ppg

All from Indiana high schools

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