Trump Somehow Wins His Club’s Golf Championship Despite Missing First Day
Giorgio Viera/AFP via Getty ImagesProving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday. Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely...www.yahoo.com
20th club championship he's won!! Big time lol. If we need to delete this it's fine but I think it's really funny. He missed the first day of the tournament so just used a score that he had earlier in the week. Luckily he played great that day!!! Can you imagine the other golfers. Joe can I get an update on the leaderboard? I'm having a hell of a round. Of course Steve. At the moment you're five strokes behind the former President LOL.
Many years ago i played in a scramble with a bunch of cops. We were all terrible and the one cop would just say "give us a ...." "just put down...." by the time we got to the 15th hole we found out we were in third and panicked. That was in the winnings and anyone who saw us, which was almost everyone, knew there was no chance our scores were accurate.
Another funny one. My old colleagues played in a scramble in south fla where the fourth member of each team was a tour pro. I forget who they said they had but he was an ahole. I think Karsten sponsored it. Anyway the pro made it very clear that he didn't want to be there. They said about every third shot he'd smash one and tell the other three: pick up your balls gang! No ones gonna beat that shot LOL. My one buddy said he only swung his club about ten times over 18 holes
I respect your brevity. I do not have such talents as my diatribe usually goes something like this:BTW, has anyone reached that age that when you drop something, you tell it to F&$@ off before bending down to pick it up?
Yeah, me neither.
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i've reached the age where i notice every little aggravation. i've spent hours pursuing the following inquiry online: what do i do when i my tv volume is too low at 4 but too high at 5BTW, has anyone reached that age that when you drop something, you tell it to F&$@ off before bending down to pick it up?
Yeah, me neither.
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I hate that. I have to change channels.i've reached the age where i notice every little aggravation. i've spent hours pursuing the following inquiry online: what do i do when i my tv volume is too low at 4 but too high at 5
I only buy cheap tvs. Maybe this is where a quality tv makes a difference. Like they have 4 1/2. Which would be perfect. So usually now I have closed captioning on.I hate that. I have to change channels.
Jesus buy a home theater system. Even a cheap ass one is 10x better than your TV soundI only buy cheap tvs. Maybe this is where a quality tv makes a difference. Like they have 4 1/2. Which would be perfect. So usually now I have closed captioning on.
A buddy stopped by the other day and he was in tears laughing. I was watching a soccer game with closed captioning. The words literally block a third of the pitch. I hadn’t noticed
Yeah now I can do that. When I was with my stoker she’d have broken it within a month. #passionJesus buy a home theater system. Even a cheap ass one is 10x better than your TV sound
My LG goes from 1-100, but the usable range is 8-20.i've reached the age where i notice every little aggravation. i've spent hours pursuing the following inquiry online: what do i do when i my tv volume is too low at 4 but too high at 5
JFC, you are like two, three years tops from becoming the Cooler's McNutt.i've reached the age where i notice every little aggravation. i've spent hours pursuing the following inquiry online: what do i do when i my tv volume is too low at 4 but too high at 5
Wrong, he still has his balls.
He is still expected to produce grandkids.Wrong, he still has his balls.
See, that's just laziness. Everybody knows you use public trashcans for that shit. Rookie.
I like how "dispose of our tree" means "just throw it over our fence off our property."
I won’t judge. I live in a glass house.I like how "dispose of our tree" means "just throw it over our fence off our property."
As soon as that video ended, you know the lions came back, and the buffalo got eaten.
I don’t know. Looks like he went back to the herd up on that plateau.As soon as that video ended, you know the lions came back, and the buffalo got eaten.
Oh man that sucks. Sorry to hear that. My ex stoker took the dog. My daughter and I were just talking about it the other night. I relented and agreed to go shopping this spring. I've got one more dog in me.This hit hard. He looks like a MUCH younger version of my best buddy, who just got diagnosed with a tumor along his spine, causing his back legs to start shaking pretty bad.
He's old, so not sure how long he's going to be around now. After he's gone, no more dogs. I can't do it anymore.
He's old, so not sure how long he's going to be around now. After he's gone, no more dogs. I can't do it anymore.