ADVERTISEMENT

Oh man Tyson vs Jake Paul in July

Tyson pissed away a fortune and THE PROBLEM CHILD subsidized his retirement. In the process of doing same he elected not to visit the indignity of a knockout upon him.

I am a fan of Tyson and a fan of the problem child. And it didn’t cost us a thing
 
  • Like
Reactions: BradStevens
Netflix is already doing NFL Thursday nights I believe, but I haven't tried watching.
Baby Boomers GIF by MOODMAN
 
I am still dumbfounded that people thought Tyson could win. Some even put real money on him. Dude is 58. He sucked last time he had a fight. And that was almost 20 years ago. He’s 58 and looked every bit of it.
 
I am still dumbfounded that people thought Tyson could win. Some even put real money on him. Dude is 58. He sucked last time he had a fight. And that was almost 20 years ago. He’s 58 and looked every bit of it.
Not counting his covid bout with Roy Jones Jr.?
 
I am still dumbfounded that people thought Tyson could win. Some even put real money on him. Dude is 58. He sucked last time he had a fight. And that was almost 20 years ago. He’s 58 and looked every bit of it.
Sometimes people want something so badly, they trick themselves into thinking it must come true.

Oops, sorry, this was meant for the election thread.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: mcmurtry66
I am still dumbfounded that people thought Tyson could win. Some even put real money on him. Dude is 58. He sucked last time he had a fight. And that was almost 20 years ago. He’s 58 and looked every bit of it.
For sure. His legs were a mess. I will say this is some crazy shit.

 
  • Like
Reactions: BradStevens
For sure. His legs were a mess. I will say this is some crazy shit.

One of the things that makes Jagr so unique is that he played in the NHL for almost 20 years, wasn't offered a contract, left to play in Russia for a few years, then came back to the NHL for 7 or 8 years, then went to his hometown to play for about 6 more years. I think he's played 37 seasons professionally. He also owns the team he currently plays for.

Jagr passed Gordie Howe last year as the oldest player to score a goal in professional hockey (52). But Howe scored at age 52 in the NHL. Craziest thing about Howe is that his first season in the NHL was 1948 and his last was 1980.

 
One of the things that makes Jagr so unique is that he played in the NHL for almost 20 years, wasn't offered a contract, left to play in Russia for a few years, then came back to the NHL for 7 or 8 years, then went to his hometown to play for about 6 more years. I think he's played 37 seasons professionally. He also owns the team he currently plays for.

Jagr passed Gordie Howe last year as the oldest player to score a goal in professional hockey (52). But Howe scored at age 52 in the NHL. Craziest thing about Howe is that his first season in the NHL was 1948 and his last was 1980.

Amazing!!!
 
  • Like
Reactions: Noodle
One of the things that makes Jagr so unique is that he played in the NHL for almost 20 years, wasn't offered a contract, left to play in Russia for a few years, then came back to the NHL for 7 or 8 years, then went to his hometown to play for about 6 more years. I think he's played 37 seasons professionally. He also owns the team he currently plays for.

Jagr passed Gordie Howe last year as the oldest player to score a goal in professional hockey (52). But Howe scored at age 52 in the NHL. Craziest thing about Howe is that his first season in the NHL was 1948 and his last was 1980.

This is what hockey looks like.


jaromir-jagr-1996-50.jpg
 
Sometimes people want something so badly, they trick themselves into thinking it must come true.

Oops, sorry, this was meant for the election thread.
On local radio they just said the average nhl shift is 30-45 seconds. So if you lose the face off you could spend your shift just chasing lol. Dumbest shit ever.

I’d play 3 minute shifts. Slow it way down. Control the game.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: BradStevens
On local radio they just said the average nhl shift is 30-45 seconds. So if you lose the face off you could spend your shift just chasing lol. Dumbest shit ever.

I’d play 3 minute shifts. Slow it way down. Control the game.
When the other guys are skating as fast as they can and hitting you, slowing it down is not an option.
 
I actually told my kids coach about your idea and he chuckled. He actually said “Have that guy come down to Johnie’s Ice House one night and he can play on my team. See how he handles it.”

Just let me know when you’re up for it. Hockey groupies are kinda wild, too.
 
  • Love
Reactions: mcmurtry66
On local radio they just said the average nhl shift is 30-45 seconds. So if you lose the face off you could spend your shift just chasing lol. Dumbest shit ever.

I’d play 3 minute shifts. Slow it way down. Control the game.
Would you take the track in a Prius to slow down NASCAR? That is what you are suggesting.
 
Would you take the track in a Prius to slow down NASCAR? That is what you are suggesting.
Negative. They’ve been conditioned to play that way bc they don’t know any other way. I’d control tempo. And the game. Chemistry is impossible with 30 second shifts

And I don’t need 4 lines. I’ll have 3. Better quality
 
On local radio they just said the average nhl shift is 30-45 seconds. So if you lose the face off you could spend your shift just chasing lol. Dumbest shit ever.

I’d play 3 minute shifts. Slow it way down. Control the game.
If you ever smelled a hockey locker room or gear bag you would understand that they work their asses off in those 45 second bursts. It is the most God awful smell you can imagine.

As for 3 minute shifts - ROFL. Your team would be utterly useless.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BradStevens
Hockey is like watching a 4x100 relay compared to a 400 event.
If you ever smelled a hockey locker room or gear bag you would understand that they work their asses off in those 45 second bursts. It is the most God awful smell you can imagine.

As for 3 minute shifts - ROFL. Your team would be utterly useless.
Negative noodle. We’re going to disrupt the sport. Control temple. Build chemistry
 
Negative. They’ve been conditioned to play that way bc they don’t know any other way. I’d control tempo. And the game. Chemistry is impossible with 30 second shifts

And I don’t need 4 lines. I’ll have 3. Better quality
You would have loved my GS’s varsity HS power play. They played it slow,, 4 players passing the puck around the perimeter with a rover in the center trying to muscle his way for a SOG. They didn’t take very many shots this way, but the percentage of success was a little above average. That style required good stick and puck guys and not necessarily good skaters. The second shift on the power play was more conventional.

When I could, I watched most games standing next to the glass. The speed and skill at the 5A high school level was amazing. Good skaters with good stick skills. Fun to watch. I don’t think the coaching staff counted turn overs like they do in basketball, but they were well aware of which players were more prone to turnovers.
 
You would have loved my GS’s varsity HS power play. They played it slow,, 4 players passing the puck around the perimeter with a rover in the center trying to muscle his way for a SOG. They didn’t take very many shots this way, but the percentage of success was a little above average. That style required good stick and puck guys and not necessarily good skaters. The second shift on the power play was more conventional.

When I could, I watched most games standing next to the glass. The speed and skill at the 5A high school level was amazing. Good skaters with good stick skills. Fun to watch. I don’t think the coaching staff counted turn overs like they do in basketball, but they were well aware of which players were more prone to turnovers.
I love this!!!! My teams would ask questions in hockey no defenses could contend with
 
You would have loved my GS’s varsity HS power play. They played it slow,, 4 players passing the puck around the perimeter with a rover in the center trying to muscle his way for a SOG. They didn’t take very many shots this way, but the percentage of success was a little above average. That style required good stick and puck guys and not necessarily good skaters. The second shift on the power play was more conventional.

When I could, I watched most games standing next to the glass. The speed and skill at the 5A high school level was amazing. Good skaters with good stick skills. Fun to watch. I don’t think the coaching staff counted turn overs like they do in basketball, but they were well aware of which players were more prone to turnovers.

Did they run the flying V?
 
  • Haha
Reactions: BradStevens
I love this!!!! My teams would ask questions in hockey no defenses could contend with
That's on a power play, bruh.

My kid's last team played grunt hockey. Not too many skilled stick and puck handlers, so they dumped it most of the time, chased, and battled in the corners. Lots of physicality, lots of goals scored on happenstance pucks getting in front of the net and someone deflecting it in. My kid is small and slow but he battles and plays smart.

His new team is way more finesse. Few of them battle, fewer hit. If they aren't trying to score on a breakaway or breakout, it's almost like they don't care and won't rush to get into the offensive zone and just grind. I didn't realize how much there is to appreciate with the other version of hockey.

Sunday, though, some kid finally sent it in along the boards from the opposite side of my kid and he was ready. Skated down, got the puck coming around the corner and made the defenseman commit. As soon as he started skating at him, he made a quick pass to the goal and miracle of all miracles, a kid was skating to the goal, received the pass, and chipped it by the goalie. Beautiful stuff. Just hope the coach starts getting on these kids about how to play.
 
That's on a power play, bruh.

My kid's last team played grunt hockey. Not too many skilled stick and puck handlers, so they dumped it most of the time, chased, and battled in the corners. Lots of physicality, lots of goals scored on happenstance pucks getting in front of the net and someone deflecting it in. My kid is small and slow but he battles and plays smart.

His new team is way more finesse. Few of them battle, fewer hit. If they aren't trying to score on a breakaway or breakout, it's almost like they don't care and won't rush to get into the offensive zone and just grind. I didn't realize how much there is to appreciate with the other version of hockey.

Sunday, though, some kid finally sent it in along the boards from the opposite side of my kid and he was ready. Skated down, got the puck coming around the corner and made the defenseman commit. As soon as he started skating at him, he made a quick pass to the goal and miracle of all miracles, a kid was skating to the goal, received the pass, and chipped it by the goalie. Beautiful stuff. Just hope the coach starts getting on these kids about how to play.
Your kid would have a spot in my academy. That’s the type of play we value at New Era Hockey

And congrats on the proud pop moment
 
  • Like
Reactions: BradStevens
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT