Anybody who worked for the government under Trump must report to prison on or before 1.28.21. Failure to resign must be punished. Failure to report will result in televised execution on our new channel - Parlor Time ETV. Soldiers are exempt from reporting if they remain on base. Reserve and National Guard forces must report to their last duty station.
Anybody who voted for Trump loses their private sector job. Elections have consequences (when we win). You were warned.
Anybody who voted for a third party candidate gets re-educated in camps and can work if they show sufficient anti-Trumpism. (Camp survivors will be limited to 5 per camp per month.)
We’re gonna cleanse this country.
Submit.
We are watching.
Signed, Chair, Office of Progressive and Open Mind Civility, Ministry of Lov-Plen
PS - The chocolate ration will be increased from 6 grams to 4 as soon as the prior distributions to Trump voters have been collected and re-assigned.
Anybody who voted for Trump loses their private sector job. Elections have consequences (when we win). You were warned.
Anybody who voted for a third party candidate gets re-educated in camps and can work if they show sufficient anti-Trumpism. (Camp survivors will be limited to 5 per camp per month.)
We’re gonna cleanse this country.
Submit.
We are watching.
Signed, Chair, Office of Progressive and Open Mind Civility, Ministry of Lov-Plen
PS - The chocolate ration will be increased from 6 grams to 4 as soon as the prior distributions to Trump voters have been collected and re-assigned.