Merry Christmas Coolerites
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He’s a winning Powerball ticket. I’m very blessed to be his grandfather
this is pretty funny. so one of my best buds sends me a food spread every xmas. i mean it's like having tom cruise for a buddy. has to be a couple thousand bucks of steaks and shit. my best gift every year, year after year. so last year i started working with him on his new company. this year i didn't get anything from him
No, she knows it's not much, but she buys for my 3 sisters and the grandkids and great-grandkids. She's on a pretty tight budget, but she actually has more disposable income than I think she ever had in her life. She still has her Covid money in a savings account. lol
I told her a long time ago not to buy anything for me, but of course that didn't hold very long.
lol I was an older dad, too. You have the advantage of maturity and wisdom!
And when McM is Biden's age he'll have a young guy looking after him instead of an old bastard.
Let’s hope McMs kid is not too much like Hunter.
You think dropping McM's name is going to get him anywhere?
Wife got me a new pair of dunks and a heated vest. My daughter tried to it and said it worked well. They said it just charges using a USB cable.... pretty cool.
Also got some gift cards and a new putting green/return ball thing plus a couple sleeves of Titleist balls.
Definitely can't complain.
On an unrelated note, my middle child got a ancestry kit, which she's super excited about. I'm convinced she wants proof we're not related. She said this could be her out. 😄 I love this kid.
Also got some gift cards and a new putting green/return ball thing plus a couple sleeves of Titleist balls.
Definitely can't complain.
On an unrelated note, my middle child got a ancestry kit, which she's super excited about. I'm convinced she wants proof we're not related. She said this could be her out. 😄 I love this kid.
Sounds like a cool kid. Have you seen your grandson much?
You callin' Steve McQueen a woman?
Paul Newman?
James Bond?
Starsky?????
'ems fightin' words.
On another note, MTIOTF, you hear this comic Nate Bargatze? He's from Tennessee but does a good bit on a wedding he went to outside Louisville:
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I got to see the little guy yesterday.
He's already got me wrapped around his little finger.
My daughter called just a little bit ago and said that they told her they weren't leaving until Wednesday (were originally told they were leaving today), so my wife has headed up there to see what's going on because as you can expect, she's pretty upset. We'll have to wait a couple more days to do Christmas with them.
Probably just being extra cautious, with RSV going around. It's pretty scary for the family when those little ones get sick. Not saying your son is sick, but there may be others in the hospital who have symptoms.
My own grandchildren were in the NICU for a day or two, due to them swallowing ambiotic fluid and having trouble breathing.
I'm sure your grandson is in good hands.
Yeah, that's what I said, but she's upset because it wasn't relayed until the morning that she wasn't leaving and has to miss our Christmas has her down a bit.
I can understand her being upset. She has her mom there to comfort her for a bit, which always makes things better.
When I was wee, my parents bought a SNES for Xmas, which we opened a day early, and Dad took us to Toys'R'Us on Xmas Eve to go game shopping. One of the games we bought was the original John Madden Football. I have fond memories of playing that against him. We had a hat on top of the TV with each team written down on a piece of paper (all 28 of them!), and that's how we drew teams.
Anyway, point is, enjoy those moments. Your son will remember them.
That’s the perfect Xmas for an entire generation. Games weren’t cheap then either
An Ancestry.com test kit was one of my home runs for the boss. She dove in with both feet and has built out her tree going back to the 1700s in Canada, the colonies, and England. She has also found out that she has relatives no one knew about, or at least no one talked about. She knew her dad was a player, but didn't have proof until now.
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Hes greatYou callin' Steve McQueen a woman?
Paul Newman?
James Bond?
Starsky?????
'ems fightin' words.
On another note, MTIOTF, you hear this comic Nate Bargatze? He's from Tennessee but does a good bit on a wedding he went to outside Louisville:
I have been at that wedding
I Found My Husband’s Panties and Toys. What Else Could He Be Hiding?
He lied to me about his kink. I'm not sure I can trust him anymore.
I Found My Husband’s Panties and Toys. What Else Could He Be Hiding?
He lied to me about his kink. I'm not sure I can trust him anymore.slate.com
Those people used to be in mental institutions. Now they are out there buying beads and guns
I got contacted by my cousin's illegitimate son a while back. That was a surprise to me, because I already knew he had knocked up another girl, but he married her. This kid's mom was pregnant by him at the SAME TIME.
Playa!
White Castle gift cards, bitches. Can I pick 'em or what?
Well at least you’ll be getting taken care of financially then.😉
It gets better. I mentioned the rib roast and the KitchenAid mixer. Serving wench just brought me a cheese steak with shaved prime rib and home made bread roll.
Who's part of the elite now?
That means my itinerary for Feral Week is decadent and depraved. I use this special time of year to get back in touch with my worst, baseline indulgences, and I encourage you to do the same. I might play video games in my pajamas from sunup to sundown without absorbing a single ray of natural light. Or maybe I’ll read an entire book while soaking in the bath and sipping on a double gin-and-tonic. Perhaps I’ll even eat an enormous weed gummy and slip into a wondrous, nonverbal stupor—digging my fingers into the couch cushions to avoid floating out of Earth’s gravitational pull—while watching, I don’t know, Hader-era SNL highlights on YouTube for hours on end. Of course, all of these degeneracies will be paired with the exact same carne asada burrito—extra guacamole, add sour cream—that I intend to order daily from the counter-service Mexican restaurant down the street. The world is your oyster, baby. Feral Week means never having to say you’re sorry.
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The Best Time of the Year Isn’t a Season or a Holiday. It’s a Week of Decadent Debauchery With No Name.
Some people call it “Twixmas.” I call it what it is: An excuse to devolve into socially sanctioned ferality.
