Johnny Depp defamation trial

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Ohhhhh these FIng phones. Now she's gettin him with his old crazy texts. He's fightin a battle he can't win. She's killin him with that age and tech knowledge gap. Awful

Johnny Depp's texts about wanting to 'f***' Amber Heard's 'burnt corpse' read at trial

Johnny Depp was grilled during cross-examination on Thursday about his drug and alcohol use while he was in a relationship with Amber Heard.

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What the hell is up with the way Depp is dressing in court? Trial lawyers, care to take a stab? Is he just refusing to listen to his lawyers advice or do they want him looking like this?

Every picture I see of him, he’s wearing an outfit that makes him look like an attention seeking basket case or pimp. Not a good look in this case, I don’t think.

 

[mcmurtry66]

What the hell is up with the way Depp is dressing in court? Trial lawyers, care to take a stab? Is he just refusing to listen to his lawyers advice or do they want him looking like this?

Every picture I see of him, he’s wearing an outfit that makes him look like an attention seeking basket case or pimp. Not a good look in this case, I don’t think.

Oh My God terrible post! Stick to soft tissue car crashes and Subway sandwich class actions in nowhereville! The ONLY reason CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW has a lawyer is so the set looks right. Not having a lawyer would be a pretty big prop omission don't ya think?

Make no mistake. This is the Captain's trial. And he's running it as he sees fit. His lawyer is a paid employee. No different than a stage hand.

Jesus. Midwest people....

Anyway.... The most recent bomb to drop is that the bruising concealer cream that that no good Amber "claims" to have used wasn't even on the market at the time she avers to have bought it. More to come....

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Oh My God terrible post! Stick to soft tissue car crashes and Subway sandwich class actions in nowhereville! The ONLY reason CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW has a lawyer is so the set looks right. Not having a lawyer would be a pretty big prop omission don't ya think?

Make no mistake. This is the Captain's trial. And he's running it as he sees fit. His lawyer is a paid employee. No different than a stage hand.

Jesus. Midwest people....

Anyway.... The most recent bomb to drop is that the bruising concealer cream that that no good Amber "claims" to have used wasn't even on the market at the time she avers to have bought it. More to come....

LOL. Comedy gold. You’re on a roll.

(No soft tissue or consumer stuff in my portfolio. Mostly financial, ERISA, qui tam, and con law related.)

 

[mcmurtry66]

LOL. Comedy gold. You’re on a roll.

(No soft tissue or consumer stuff in my portfolio. Mostly financial, ERISA, qui tam, and con law related.)

Qui tam! Wow. You're the first I've heard to hold themselves out as doing that. Pretty cool. I knew a guy years and years ago that got like $800k on one of those. I forget who reported. The whistleblower gets a percentage of whatever the gov recovers. Is that right?

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Qui tam! Wow. You're the first I've heard to hold themselves out as doing that. Pretty cool. I knew a guy years and years ago that got like $800k on one of those. I forget who reported.

They can be very lucrative but it’s so specialized its hard to really find clients/advertise to them.
We have actually found a few on our own and filed as the relator.

 

[HoosierJimbo89]

Every famous Johnny Depp type needs a Patsy Parisi.

 

[mcmurtry66]

What are they seeking? Simply put: reputational harm and lost earnings and future earnings. Johnny has made over 100 films that have grossed billions. Between 03 and 16 he made $650 mil. Amber heard has made about 8 million bucks. Capt Jack is asking for $50 million in damages. Amber countered for $100 million. Let that sink in....

 

[Courtsensetwo]

She took a shit in his bed.

That was enough to get me watching.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Good God. More horrible testimony. The manager of Johnny Depp's island in the Bahamas (fantastic on many levels in and of itself) testified that that no good Amber used to call him a "Fat, lonely, old man." This woman has no limits. So hard to stay in shape at his age. And she knows that. She just picks and picks and picks

 

[larsIU]

She took a shit in his bed.

That was enough to get me watching.

How can there NOT be a sex tape.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Oh My God terrible post! Stick to soft tissue car crashes and Subway sandwich class actions in nowhereville! The ONLY reason CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW has a lawyer is so the set looks right. Not having a lawyer would be a pretty big prop omission don't ya think?

Make no mistake. This is the Captain's trial. And he's running it as he sees fit. His lawyer is a paid employee. No different than a stage hand.

Jesus. Midwest people....

Anyway.... The most recent bomb to drop is that the bruising concealer cream that that no good Amber "claims" to have used wasn't even on the market at the time she avers to have bought it. More to come....

 

[mcmurtry66]

Yes!! #justiceforjohnnydepp. Now this is a movement I can get behind. Finally!! Fomo been killing me

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Dad, I think he's going to pork her . . .

Look at Depp working it during a trial, while wearing a clown tie. The dude has panache, that's for sure.

 

[mcmurtry66]

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Dad, I think he's going to pork her . . .

Look at Depp working it during a trial, while wearing a clown tie. The dude has panache, that's for sure.

He might think he's in a movie. Either way it's nice to see him smiling. New hair color mid trial isn't something you'd typically suggest but hey

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

He might think he's in a movie. Either way it's nice to see him smiling. New hair color mid trial isn't something you'd typically suggest but hey

It's a celebratory do. He's got this in the bag.

 

[Ohio Guy]

It was interesting that Paul Bettany got dragged into all this. The fact that Depp had to testify that he did coke and other drugs with him probably doesn't make Bettany's Disney bosses feel good.

 

[mcmurtry66]

It was interesting that Paul Bettany got dragged into all this. The fact that Depp had to testify that he did coke and other drugs with him probably doesn't make Bettany's Disney bosses feel good.

Exhibit 183 of knowing nothing about that life. This board....ponderous

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Exhibit 183 of knowing nothing about that life. This board....ponderous

Hoping for some leaked photos of Jennifer Connely and Amber Heard in our future . . .

 

[mcmurtry66]

Hoping for some leaked photos of Jennifer Connely and Amber Heard in our future . . .

Yes!!!! Jennifer Connell BEFORE she got rid of her boobs

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Yes!!!! Jennifer Connell BEFORE she got rid of her boobs

ABSOLUTELY

 

[larsIU]

It was interesting that Paul Bettany got dragged into all this. The fact that Depp had to testify that he did coke and other drugs with him probably doesn't make Bettany's Disney bosses feel good.

Speaking of guilty pleasures…A Knights Tale is one of the best. Bettany was great. Margin Call too.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Speaking of guilty pleasures…A Knights Tale is one of the best. Bettany was great. Margin Call too.

Hearing now that Amber was just "filling space" with Musk and that what she really wanted was to get back together with Capt Sparrow. I think what we're seeing unfold right before our eyes is true love. This trial is just another act in a long love story, a story that's far from over. Now of course all of this will be lost on this board of posters who are already dead and just don't know it yet. That no good Amber is growing on me.

These two are a good couple. And they are good together.

 

[larsIU]

Hearing now that Amber was just "filling space" with Musk and that what she really wanted was to get back together with Capt Sparrow. I think what we're seeing unfold right before our eyes is true love. This trial is just another act in a long love story, a story that's far from over. Now of course all of this will be lost on this board of posters who are already dead and just don't know it yet. That no good Amber is growing on me.

These two are a good couple. And they are good together.

Hey, I said they'd be back together in 6 months. True love never dies. At least not until it kills you and then shits on your bed.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Hey, I said they'd be back together in 6 months. True love never dies. At least not until it kills you and then shits on your bed.

Exactly!

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

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Hearing now that Amber was just "filling space" with Musk and that what she really wanted was to get back together with Capt Sparrow. I think what we're seeing unfold right before our eyes is true love. This trial is just another act in a long love story, a story that's far from over. Now of course all of this will be lost on this board of posters who are already dead and just don't know it yet. That no good Amber is growing on me.

These two are a good couple. And they are good together.

They're like Tina and Ike Turner...in reverse.

 

[mcmurtry66]

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They're like Tina and Ike Turner...in reverse.

Good observation! I like Amber and Johnny. Very sweet couple

 

[Bill4411]

Good observation! I like Amber and Johnny. Very sweet couple

It's a shame they didn't have kids..

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

It's a shame they didn't have kids..

Being married to Amber

 

[mcmurtry66]

It's a shame they didn't have kids..

They have plenty of time. They're just kind of going through a rough patch at the moment, like we all do

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

They have plenty of time. They're just kind of going through a rough patch at the moment, like we all do

Just imagine them together at fancy dinner parties with other rich and famous people, joking and laughing about all this a year from now. Perhaps Will and Jada Smith will be invited!

 

[mcmurtry66]

Just imagine them together at fancy dinner parties with other rich and famous people, joking and laughing about all this a year from now. Perhaps Will and Jada Smith will be invited!

No! Seriously!!! She shit on my bed!! Bwahahaha. Let me see that finger again!! Hahahahaha. You guys are nuts. Anyway. You want anything from the bar? Nah just bring me a pill

 

[Cortez88]

Good observation! I like Amber and Johnny. Very sweet couple
Maybe we need to give these crazy kids a chance. A chance at true love. Speaking of, why couldn’t they star in a reboot of Princess Bride? The man’s already a damn pirate.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Good observation! I like Amber and Johnny. Very sweet couple
Maybe we need to give these crazy kids a chance. A chance at true love. Speaking of, why couldn’t they star in a reboot of Princess Bride? The man’s already a damn pirate.

And why wasn't all of this a reality show. Sucks.

 

[Cortez88]

And why wasn't all of this a reality show. Sucks.

They could do a show like the OJ trial. Only Depp would play himself. He’d be incredible and would really get into the role.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

I foresee a suicide drive off a Lovers Leap cliff ala Thelma and Louise, both leaving their fortunes to cats.

 

[hookyIU1990]

And why wasn't all of this a reality show. Sucks.

They could do a show like the OJ trial. Only Depp would play himself. He’d be incredible and would really get into the role.

i don't know. I kind of like the idea of a limited series where this is all argued in front of a panel of judges. Judge Judy, Judge Brown, Judge Mathis, and Judge Jeanie. Let Steve Harvey be the Chief Justice.

Too bad Harry Anderson has passed. A good Night Court vibe with some intermittent juggling would be $$.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

 

[mcmurtry66]

i don't know. I kind of like the idea of a limited series where this is all argued in front of a panel of judges. Judge Judy, Judge Brown, Judge Mathis, and Judge Jeanie. Let Steve Harvey be the Chief Justice.

Too bad Harry Anderson has passed. A good Night Court vibe with some intermittent juggling would be $$.

I really like the scene yesterday with the Capt and his lawyer admiring the doodle the Capt did. Might be my favorite scene so far

 

[hookyIU1990]

I really like the scene yesterday with the Capt and his lawyer admiring the doodle the Capt did. Might be my favorite scene so far

The writing certainly has it's moments. Imagine what Vince Gilligan and his team could do here. Or maybe the Coen brothers. Exciting

 

[mcmurtry66]

The writing certainly has it's moments. Imagine what Vince Gilligan and his team could do here. Or maybe the Coen brothers. Exciting

Not to hijack what is the likely the board's most important thread, but Vince Gilligan is ridiculous. I can't even believe how good Better Call Saul is this year.