SWM professional, michigan, soccer fan, father, seeks single female between the ages of 30 and 45 who has either killed or is desirous of killing. Pics required.*“Judge, we have a question from the jury.”
“Are they done with deliberations?”
“No, your honor, but one of them insists he needs to have a question answered before he can render a verdict.”
“Which one?”
“ The one who tried to get out of jury duty because he had to be in Auburn for White Boy Summer.”
“Oh Christ. OK. What’s his question?”
“ Does the Defendant own or support Bitcoin?”
*pics without date stamps will not be reviewed