Is JD Vance the Sofa King?

[IUclover]

According to the internet, JD Vance has a fetish for couches and admitted to some cushion pleasure. I’m not hating but that’s a strange thing to openly admit, according to the internet.

 

[IU_Hickory]

wait til he see my pillow guy lol

 

[T.M.P.]

According to the internet, JD Vance has a fetish for couches and admitted to some cushion pleasure. I’m not hating but that’s a strange thing to openly admit, according to the internet.

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You're supposed to burn them when UK loses, not hump them.. every real Kentuckian knows that.

fwiw - it's been debunked, he didn't actually hump the furniture. Cool story though.. lol

 

[UncleMark]

fwiw - it's been debunked, he didn't actually hump the furniture. Cool story though.. lol

That's what they want you to think.

 

[outside shooter]

Cushion pushin' JD Vance! I guess leather turns him on.

 

[Big Red Crimson Buffalo]

This thread is Sofa King annoying.

 

[T.M.P.]

That's what they want you to think.

Cushion pushin' JD Vance! I guess leather turns him on.

 

[LedZep17]

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

 

[T.M.P.]

 

[mcmurtry66]

That hole 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ButHerEmails]

According to the internet, JD Vance has a fetish for couches and admitted to some cushion pleasure. I’m not hating but that’s a strange thing to openly admit, according to the internet.

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So, he used to be James Donald and is now James David? Maybe he thought Donald was a stupid name.

 

[IUclover]

So, he used to be James Donald and is now James David? Maybe he thought Donald was a stupid name.

Twitter told me his name is Jance Dance Vance. So I’m going with that.

 

[outside shooter]

Justabout Dickless Vance

 

[IU_Hickory]

Cushion pushin' JD Vance! I guess leather turns him on.

Cows better run lol

 

[Noodle]

 

[mohoosier]

That's what they want you to think.

See

 

[Noodle]

 

[Noodle]

Vance is starting to piss me off. Cops everywhere on my morning commute, apparently because Vance was getting ready to go somewhere.