If you live near a large monkey population...

[Ohio Guy]

You should go to great lengths not to piss them off.

Long story short, a pack of dogs in an Indian village killed an infant monkey, so now the monkeys are taking revenge on ALL the dogs there, dragging any dogs they can find to tops of buildings and dropping them off. So far they've estimated that 250 (!!) dogs have been killed there.

 

[IU_Hickory]

Cowboys vs Indians, Aliens vs Predators and now Monkeys vs Dogs...

crazy.

 

[Noodle]

And so it begins. Planet of the Apes.

 

[Ohio Guy]

And so it begins. Planet of the Apes.

This just seems like the wildest, saddest, craziest things I've heard in awhile. Most everyone likes monkeys and most people love dogs. It'd probably be kind of neat to see them playfully chasing each other until you realize what the monkeys are actually doing.

 

[Univee2]

You should go to great lengths not to piss them off.

Long story short, a pack of dogs in an Indian village killed an infant monkey, so now the monkeys are taking revenge on ALL the dogs there, dragging any dogs they can find to tops of buildings and dropping them off. So far they've estimated that 250 (!!) dogs have been killed there.

Monkeys and cats are the devil's spawn.

Went into a pet store several years ago where the owner had a monkey in a cage. The owner warned everybody coming in to be very careful around the cage, saying that their quickness and ability to scratch, bite and/or hit is extraordinary. Throw 'em all off a roof.

 

[anon_mlxxvlbug9dpa]

You should go to great lengths not to piss them off.

Long story short, a pack of dogs in an Indian village killed an infant monkey, so now the monkeys are taking revenge on ALL the dogs there, dragging any dogs they can find to tops of buildings and dropping them off. So far they've estimated that 250 (!!) dogs have been killed there.

I’m on Team Monkey. Dogs are way overrated.

 

[DrHoops]

And so it begins. Planet of the Apes.

 

[Univee2]

I’m on Team Monkey. Dogs are way overrated.

Yeah, cause monkeys are so helpful to the police, military and rescue corps, not to mention all the service dogs that provide such crucial aid to so many.

 

[anon_mlxxvlbug9dpa]

Yeah, cause monkeys are so helpful to the police, military and rescue corps, not to mention all the service dogs that provide such crucial aid to so many.

Monkeys don’t have owners that have them invade people spaces and do dumb things like go down playground slides.

 

[Spartans9312]

I’m on Team Monkey. Dogs are way overrated.

Especially once you get more than 2 together. They are very dangerous in that scenario.

 

[Marvin the Martian]

I’m on Team Monkey. Dogs are way overrated.

Monkeys carry ebola and yellow fever. Go dogs.

 

[Univee2]

Monkeys don’t have owners that have them invade people spaces and do dumb things like go down playground slides.

Oh, the humanity!

 

[anon_mlxxvlbug9dpa]

Oh, the humanity!

Dog owners, much like Steelers fans, ensure that I’ll never root for their team.

 

[Univee2]

Dog owners, much like Steelers fans, ensure that I’ll never root for their team.

Well, that's just rude.

Nobody likes Steeler fans. Only Buckeye football fans might be worse.

 

[MyTeamIsOnTheFloor]

The only good monkey is a stunned monkey.

 

[Marvin the Martian]

Well, that's just rude.

Nobody likes Steeler fans. Only Buckeye football fans might be worse.

Add UK and you have the three worst.

 

[Univee2]

The only good monkey is a stunned monkey.

You misspelled "dead."

 

[twenty02]

Considering I hate most humans, it's a natural progression to also hate asshole monkeys.

Dogs meanwhile are just smart enough to love, and way too dumb to hate.

Give these villagers some fkn rifles and see how things go for these smart ass monkeys.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

You should go to great lengths not to piss them off.

Long story short, a pack of dogs in an Indian village killed an infant monkey, so now the monkeys are taking revenge on ALL the dogs there, dragging any dogs they can find to tops of buildings and dropping them off. So far they've estimated that 250 (!!) dogs have been killed there.

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[Univee2]

Considering I hate most humans, it's a natural progression to also hate asshole monkeys.

Dogs meanwhile just are just smart enough to love, and way too dumb to hate.

Give these villagers some fkn rifles and see how things go for these smart ass monkeys.

Annilation. Termination. Extermination. Decimation.

 

[jet812]

I’m on Team Monkey. Dogs are way overrated.

Dogs aren’t the problem, it’s the idiot owners that take them everywhere instead of leaving them at home or in the car.

 

[Univee2]

Dogs aren’t the problem, it’s the idiot owners that take them everywhere instead of leaving them at home or in the car.

Huh. That's what I've thought about little kids.

 

[jet812]

Huh. That's what I've thought about little kids.

Do you consider dogs “fur babies”? Do you send your dog to elementary school? This is going to be an interesting discussion.🤣🤣🤣

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Do you consider dogs “fur babies”? Do you send your dog to elementary school? This is going to be an interesting discussion.🤣🤣🤣

god help me, I’ll e-slap the next loser that pretends a dog is a “kid” or child

 

[go_iu]

You should go to great lengths not to piss them off.

Long story short, a pack of dogs in an Indian village killed an infant monkey, so now the monkeys are taking revenge on ALL the dogs there, dragging any dogs they can find to tops of buildings and dropping them off. So far they've estimated that 250 (!!) dogs have been killed there.

That's rather insane, I didn't know monkeys were that organized or smart, apes, yeh, but monkeys I wouldn't have guessed

 

[go_iu]

god help me, I’ll e-slap the next loser that pretends a dog is a “kid” or child

Why dick, not everybody can have kids, and if you're are too old to adopt, they are your kids

 

[jet812]

Why dick, not everybody can have kids, and if you're are too old to adopt, they are your kids

No, they are pets. They are not anyone’s kids. I had a dog once, she was marvelous, & I loved her dearly. Dogs Are wonderful companions & can fill a void but are not kids, they are animals.

 

[mcmurtry66]

god help me, I’ll e-slap the next loser that pretends a dog is a “kid” or child

No Who Saved Who paw on your bumper?

 

[anon_mlxxvlbug9dpa]

god help me, I’ll e-slap the next loser that pretends a dog is a “kid” or child

 

[go_iu]

No, they are pets. They are not anyone’s kids. I had a dog once, she was marvelous, & I loved her dearly. Dogs Are wonderful companions & can fill a void but are not kids, they are animals.

Yes, they are if to you they are your kids and you baby them like that. We can't have kids and are probably too old to adopt even though we have the resources and all, we wouldn't probably be considered anywhere near the top of younger couples that have similar resources. So yeah, the pets are our kids or as close as we can get

 

[DrHoops]

Monkeys don’t have owners that have them invade people spaces and do dumb things like go down playground slides.

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

No Who Saves Who paw on your bumper?

i love dogs, and they could be saviors for some. But they don’t make you worthy of celebrating Father’s Day

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Why dick, not everybody can have kids, and if you're are too old to adopt, they are your kids

sounds like you have mental issues you need to sort out of we’re being honest. You can love a dog all the same without pretending it’s something that it isn’t

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

If a person refers to a pet as a "fur baby" or children as "kiddos", I stop listening to that person (and throw up in my mouth just a little). Strangely, I do not mind the term "doggo" for dog.
🤔

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

If a person refers to a pet as a "fur baby" or children as "kiddos", I stop listening to that person (and throw up in my mouth just a little). Strangely, I do not mind the term "doggo" for dog.
🤔

You clearly aren't listening to women then. They love "kiddos". I have never heard a father use that term.

 

[larsIU]

If a person refers to a pet as a "fur baby" or children as "kiddos", I stop listening to that person (and throw up in my mouth just a little). Strangely, I do not mind the term "doggo" for dog.
🤔

What about “pupper”

 

[hoot1]

Back in the days of 8mm cameras my brother-in-law shocked onlookers as he filmed a monkey masturbating at a zoo. The observers were too embarrassed to watch, much less film the event.

Afterwards, I asked him about it. Upon hearing what he had done, he was flabbergasted. He had been more focused on operating the camera properly than observing what he was filming.

 

[larsIU]

I asked him about it. Upon hearing what he had done, he was flabbergasted. He had been more focused on operating the camera properly than observing what he was filming.

 

[Warison]

Like all dumb young couples my wife and I got a dog before we married. She loved the dog. The millisecond we brought home our newborn, wife was like get that Effin dog out of here.

My favorite people are the one that tell stories of their dogs within the conversation of people telling stories of their kids.

 

[larsIU]

Annilation. Termination. Extermination. Decimation.

The monkeys are already subordinate to the chimps. Humans are the apex predator.