Here’s my first headline:
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'
Runner up:Deputies: Vero Beach man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'
Here’s a fun game for the board
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Here’s my first headline:
Deputies: Vero Beach man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'
Florida man accused of stabbing roommate in neck, arrested in a cat onesie.
Florida man breaks into woman's house, sits on her couch and makes unusual request: deputies
The request was a drink and a smoke.
Perhaps this belongs on the soccer board.
That’s not an open board eppy. Don’t write stuff like that. It’s open to only a few by invitation and you just wrote this in a thread right under Marv. He gets lost periodically and shows up there. We don’t want that. Thanks
I would have asked for a sandwich, but those seem reasonable too
Mine was also the guy stashing 3 syringes in his prison wallet.
Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his
PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WTXL) - A Florida man denied syringes were his after jail officials found them in his rectum during a strip search.
www.wtxl.com
My first thought was "Rectum??? Darn near Killed him!!!"
soccer board? That's something Dante considered as the 10th circle but decided it was way too frightening.
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Please tell me that's not a real cover.Pretty sure the typical "soccer board" is filled with guys like these...
"Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar"
Seems like I missed out on a good time.
Seems like I missed out on a good time.
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