Here’s a fun game for the board

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Here’s my first headline:

Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'​

Runner up:
Deputies: Vero Beach man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

Florida man accused of stabbing roommate in neck, arrested in a cat onesie.

 

[Eppy99]

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

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Normal day down there @mcmurtry66

 

[tunk]

Photo is in England

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Photo is in England

Eppy! This is grounds for deportation!

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

What is this, you trying to steal our passwords?

 

[Marvin the Martian]

Florida man breaks into woman's house, sits on her couch and makes unusual request: deputies​

The request was a drink and a smoke.

 

[Eppy99]

Eppy! This is grounds for deportation!

Perhaps this belongs on the soccer board.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Perhaps this belongs on the soccer board.

That’s not an open board eppy. Don’t write stuff like that. It’s open to only a few by invitation and you just wrote this in a thread right under Marv. He gets lost periodically and shows up there. We don’t want that. Thanks

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Florida man breaks into woman's house, sits on her couch and makes unusual request: deputies​

The request was a drink and a smoke.

I would have asked for a sandwich, but those seem reasonable too

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

What is this, you trying to steal our passwords?

 

[All4You]

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Here’s my first headline:

Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'​

Runner up:
Deputies: Vero Beach man high on flakka tries to break into jail 'to visit friends'

Mine was also the guy stashing 3 syringes in his prison wallet.

Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his

PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WTXL) - A Florida man denied syringes were his after jail officials found them in his rectum during a strip search.

www.wtxl.com

My first thought was "Rectum??? Darn near Killed him!!!"

 

[Marvin the Martian]

That’s not an open board eppy. Don’t write stuff like that. It’s open to only a few by invitation and you just wrote this in a thread right under Marv. He gets lost periodically and shows up there. We don’t want that. Thanks

soccer board? That's something Dante considered as the 10th circle but decided it was way too frightening.

 

[All4You]

soccer board? That's something Dante considered as the 10th circle but decided it was way to frightening.

Pretty sure the typical "soccer board" is filled with guys like these...

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Pretty sure the typical "soccer board" is filled with guys like these...

Please tell me that's not a real cover.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

"Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar"

Seems like I missed out on a good time.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Please tell me that's not a real cover.

It is. It was even cringe back then!

 

[Ohio Guy]

Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website​

 

[dr.jb]