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My God those Zimas! I just couldn’t stop. Did you see how many I had?
You guys I’m drinking Zima’s and I’m totally out of jolly ranchers. And I’m so wasted I don’t even care hahahaha. Brian. Did you hear me. I’m so wasted.

That will absolutely be her. Got her report on Friday tho. Pleasant surprise. She’s squarely in that mizzou sweet spot at the moment.

She goes to a church retreat fla trip next week. Her mom said she will help her pack. Her first run was for a trip to temptation island she said
 
I’d love to have had three daughters. They’re so great from 0-teenager. Plus, you’re pretty much guaranteed one of them will take care of you when you’re old.

That's funny.

My two youngest were just talking about when my wife and I get old, who is taking care of who.

They have it all planned out. My 17 year old is putting my wife in a nursing home where they have boos and bingo. I'm evidently gonna just live with my youngest because she says I'm her best friend.

I asked why I couldn't live with their mom and they said mom will need a break. They get it honestly.
 
Yeah mine really was just a perfect perfect kid. But damn she flipped that script overnight. So with her pancreatitis the specialist told her that if she ever vapes or smokes her chance of getting cancer goes up 400 percent. Alcohol not as bad but that goes way up too.

You guys I’m drinking Zima’s and I’m totally out of jolly ranchers. And I’m so wasted I don’t even care hahahaha. Brian. Did you hear me. I’m so wasted.

That will absolutely be her. Got her report on Friday tho. Pleasant surprise. She’s squarely in that mizzou sweet spot at the moment.

She goes to a church retreat fla trip next week. Her mom said she will help her pack. Her first run was for a trip to temptation island she said
Track scholly?

My best friends kid is headed to Mizzou in the fall. We’re planning some SEC football games to attend so I’m just as excited as he is.
 
I’m on the cusp of the same Boogie. But if I’m being perfectly honest, my daughters have been pretty easy teenagers. Sure there are moments, but it’s no all encompassing.

I joke about it, but I don't think I could do it with boys. Like you there are moments, but I wouldn't ever want to do this thing called life without any one of them. They're my world.
 
Ha! Week in the hospital with that no good pancreatitis (my back is a pretzel) AND my minion during the day. I’ll tell you what zeke. My minion is turning into a really, really good boy and my daughter is becoming awful. Over night! I don’t know how you handled teenage girls. Mercy
I warned you about teenage girls. It will get better in about 10-15 years.....
 
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I’d love to have had three daughters. They’re so great from 0-teenager. Plus, you’re pretty much guaranteed one of them will take care of you when you’re old.
No you wouldn't...... 1 was plenty for me.
 
That's funny.

My two youngest were just talking about when my wife and I get old, who is taking care of who.

They have it all planned out. My 17 year old is putting my wife in a nursing home where they have boos and bingo. I'm evidently gonna just live with my youngest because she says I'm her best friend.

I asked why I couldn't live with their mom and they said mom will need a break. They get it honestly.
My wife recently asked about my life insurance and 401k.

She said she’s just trying to get a full picture of our finances.

Oddly enough though, those were all she asked about.
 
My wife recently asked about my life insurance and 401k.

She said she’s just trying to get a full picture of our finances.

Oddly enough though, those were all she asked about.
You may need a bodyguard.
 
You may need a bodyguard.
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