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Elon/Twitter/and stories from the sh!tter?

Born and raised in Beckley WV. He was already in NY working on Super Size Me when we met his brother (still in Beckley).
That's right. West Virginia. He got the Mcsweats. I really enjoyed his series and documentaries. What's the brother do?
 
Yeah I started the Mucil a year ago. Game changing. I know when I’m shitting nearly every day. I know an hour before it’s going to happen.
Nearly everyday? My God man that is a breakthrough? Not being mean and its just as hard for either of the sides on this matter to understand! I shit 3-6 times a day and sometimes more. An hr? Damn 5 minutes is like a telegram to me sometimes! Just giving ya hell, I know we cant really change how we work. I can eat cheese for days and still at least 2 a days. My friend from earlier , he makes an event and lights up candles before he is getting ready and I'm just like what? Last late fall a friend gave me some dressed pheasants, he has dogs and that his thing. I cooked 2 well done and they were geat . Next morning I was out in my back recesses of my shop /barn out here and it started moving. Its a mess granted and I start making my way over some crap piled . Now I have been challenged many times by some issues but I just dont get there . I havent really been the same since .
 
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That's right. West Virginia. He got the Mcsweats. I really enjoyed his series and documentaries. What's the brother do?

He had a small tool repair company that served the mines but got taken down by it getting cheaper to buy new Chinese tools than to fix the USA made stuff he handled. He and his wife (she was an OB nurse) moved to NYC and he worked in Morgans production company for a number of years. They've since moved to Columbus OH to be near the grandkids. He still does a lot of work with Morgan but does it from there.
 
I've told the story in AOTF. Was using handicap stall at work. I didn't lock the door apparently. Next thing I know some guy opens the door and starts backing in.

I yell "hey" as anyone would and then the guy turns around. He has a cane and is blind. He apologizes which made me feel even worse about the situation. He ended up going to the next stall over and I wrapped up very quickly.

Luckily it was a large building and I made sure to never go in building d4 bathroom again. Other than the time I congratulated a lady for being pregnant who actually was not, it was my most embarrassing moment at work.
I don't know why I'm finding all this so funny, but I can't stop laughing - literally out loud.

I guess I'm still immature enough to find poop stories hilarious.
 
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He had a small tool repair company that served the mines but got taken down by it getting cheaper to buy new Chinese tools than to fix the USA made stuff he handled. He and his wife (she was an OB nurse) moved to NYC and he worked in Morgans production company for a number of years. They've since moved to Columbus OH to be near the grandkids. He still does a lot of work with Morgan but does it from there.
Interesting. Very cool.
 
Nearly everyday? My God man that is a breakthrough? Not being mean and its just as hard for either of the sides on this matter to understand! I shit 3-6 times a day and sometimes more. An hr? Damn 5 minutes is like a telegram to me sometimes! Just giving ya hell, I know we cant really change how we work. I can eat cheese for days and still at least 2 a days. My friend from earlier , he makes an event and lights up candles before he is getting ready and I'm just like what? Last late fall a friend gave me some dressed pheasants, he has dogs and that his thing. I cooked 2 well done and they were geat . Next morning I was out in my back recesses of my shop /barn out here and it started moving. Its a mess granted and I start making my way over some crap piled . Now I have been challenged many times by some issues but I just dont get there . I havent really been the same since .
Have you seen a doctor? Or tried probiotics?

I mean, I'm laughing at your stories, but that has to be a difficult situation for you.
 
Have you seen a doctor? Or tried probiotics?

I mean, I'm laughing at your stories, but that has to be a difficult situation for you.
Ive been that way all my life, Ive been hitting highlights from yrs. Basically I eat whatever meal in 10 minutes I need to go get rid of last one,mornings are different sometimes . I always figures besides a few blowouts it was better to keep it moving . Lunch comes in breakfast goes out . I seriously can and not like I have a diary imagne, not at least 1-2 a day. It is a family trait and have many more stories. Id still rather be trying to find a place to go than being stopped up for days. I cant imagine a day in my life of not going once in a day besides flue or something.

I dont know, but keeping it bottled up cant be good for you!

There was the day my dad got locked in a sh*thouse out back at an auction. I was just starting to be driving myself. There was some good stuff and he would get excited and head for whatever was there. It was an old outhouse out back at Amish place. He went in and I saw a bar fall down. I walked away. I didnt see him for about half an hr never did get the story on how he got out.
 
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Nearly everyday? My God man that is a breakthrough? Not being mean and its just as hard for either of the sides on this matter to understand! I shit 3-6 times a day and sometimes more. An hr? Damn 5 minutes is like a telegram to me sometimes! Just giving ya hell, I know we cant really change how we work. I can eat cheese for days and still at least 2 a days. My friend from earlier , he makes an event and lights up candles before he is getting ready and I'm just like what? Last late fall a friend gave me some dressed pheasants, he has dogs and that his thing. I cooked 2 well done and they were geat . Next morning I was out in my back recesses of my shop /barn out here and it started moving. Its a mess granted and I start making my way over some crap piled . Now I have been challenged many times by some issues but I just dont get there . I havent really been the same since .
Haha. Dammit. Meant to say shitting at the same time every day.
 
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Hotels and motels. Almost have a good, big restroom close to the reception area. You can park right in front as if you’re checking in. Hit the room and back to the car and on your way.
On my way to Bloomington one time I really had to piss, so I stopped at this hotel and walked through the lobby to the restroom. I was at the urinal, relieving myself, and the manager walks in and asks me if I'm a guest. I started hemming and hawing and finally admitted I just needed to go to the bathroom.

He told me that usually isn't a problem, but they were keeping watch on everyone now because someone had just been murdered in the hotel. Yikes!
 
On my way to Bloomington one time I really had to piss, so I stopped at this hotel and walked through the lobby to the restroom. I was at the urinal, relieving myself, and the manager walks in and asks me if I'm a guest. I started hemming and hawing and finally admitted I just needed to go to the bathroom.

He told me that usually isn't a problem, but they were keeping watch on everyone now because someone had just been murdered in the hotel. Yikes!

You never stop a man when he’s peeing. Just not done.

That said, a murder is a bit of a one-off.

I just walk in and through as if I’m a guest or I’m going to check in after I take care of business. If ever challenged, I’d likely say I’d changed my mind after seeing the condition of the restroom.
 
You never stop a man when he’s peeing. Just not done.

That said, a murder is a bit of a one-off.

I just walk in and through as if I’m a guest or I’m going to check in after I take care of business. If ever challenged, I’d likely say I’d changed my mind after seeing the condition of the restroom.
I always saw Mcdonalds as a chain so if I got an egg mcmuffin, their breakfast is actually not all that bad compared to the other stuff, At one place an hr ago and I needed the bathroom it was ok. never got asked
 
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I always saw Mcdonalds as a chain so if I got an egg mcmuffin, their breakfast is actually not all that bad compared to the other stuff, At one place an hr ago and I needed the bathroom it was ok. never got asked
An Egg McMuffin is actually a healthy breakfast. Low calories, low fat, low salt, low sugar - and it tastes good. I have one for breakfast all the time, and they're filling.

But everything else on their breakfast menu is decidedly not healthy.
 
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An Egg McMuffin is actually a healthy breakfast. Low calories, low fat, low salt, low sugar - and it tastes good. I have one for breakfast all the time, and they're filling.

But everything else on their breakfast menu is decidedly not healthy.
Hell an English muffin at the store is almost as much when they have sale The canadian bacon is lean vs out of a tube . not bragging its health food but pretty fresh compared, and I never had the problems but a steak egg and cheese bagel a few times a yr. People have their opinions but we all die anyway so If i want to get 4-5 of those a yr?
 
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Gotta admit it would be nice to have that kind of jack to spend. Talk about messing people around. These twitter peeps are melting down all over themselves and I think it's great.

I like what Elon said about those who disagree with him. He said they can stay on Twitter because that is what freedom is all about. Just think that Putin has a Twitter account but Trump was kicked off his? Does that sound right? How would anyone defend Putin and many other dangerous people being able to be on there and a sitting President got kicked off?
 
I lean towards watching this garbage burn to the ground, so I love a good troll.

While he’s joking about buying Coke and McDonald’s, does he ever talk about how taxpayers and government subsidies built his empire? Also, are republicans lining up to suck him off because they think he’ll put Donald Jesus Trump back on Twitter? Not too long ago, republicans couldn’t stand Musk. I don’t care what he buys or who/what he lets on Twitter as I don’t use it. I’m interested in the republican flip-flop regarding Musk.
 
While he’s joking about buying Coke and McDonald’s, does he ever talk about how taxpayers and government subsidies built his empire? Also, are republicans lining up to suck him off because they think he’ll put Donald Jesus Trump back on Twitter? Not too long ago, republicans couldn’t stand Musk. I don’t care what he buys or who/what he lets on Twitter as I don’t use it. I’m interested in the republican flip-flop regarding Musk.
I never had anything against Elon. I guess when he told Gavin to F*ck off and moved he became very likable.
 
While he’s joking about buying Coke and McDonald’s, does he ever talk about how taxpayers and government subsidies built his empire? Also, are republicans lining up to suck him off because they think he’ll put Donald Jesus Trump back on Twitter? Not too long ago, republicans couldn’t stand Musk. I don’t care what he buys or who/what he lets on Twitter as I don’t use it. I’m interested in the republican flip-flop regarding Musk.
While he’s joking about buying Coke and McDonald’s, does he ever talk about how taxpayers and government subsidies built his empire? Also, are republicans lining up to suck him off because they think he’ll put Donald Jesus Trump back on Twitter? Not too long ago, republicans couldn’t stand Musk. I don’t care what he buys or who/what he lets on Twitter as I don’t use it. I’m interested in the republican flip-flop regarding Musk.
Huh? Ford all of them owe the gov and have received massive loans and subsidies. Climate. Space. Transportation in general he's actually doing things that may benefit all of us. Of course he's a narcissist and a prick but he's our transportation leader - contrast him to goofy ass Pete sitting home collecting a gov check virtue-signaling while producing nothing. I hope we subsidize the shit out of Musk. At least he gets stuff done. I wouldn't look for a flip flop from conservatives. His little chart is spot on. I trust it mirrors many Americans trend right away from progressives and will be reflected in Nov
 
Biden's Ministry of Truth.

OMG I just spit coffee everywhere. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP. This is really the newly knighted Ministry of truth. I cannot stop laughing BUT I should be scared.

Reminds me of this scary creature OFF WITH HIS HEAD...

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Huh? Ford all of them owe the gov and have received massive loans and subsidies. Climate. Space. Transportation in general he's actually doing things that may benefit all of us. Of course he's a narcissist and a prick but he's our transportation leader - contrast him to goofy ass Pete sitting home collecting a gov check virtue-signaling while producing nothing. I hope we subsidize the shit out of Musk. At least he gets stuff done. I wouldn't look for a flip flop from conservatives. His little chart is spot on. I trust it mirrors many Americans trend right away from progressives and will be reflected in Nov
And that midterm result would be a surprise to who? The President’s party pretty much always loses seats in the midterm. Been that way for at least ~80 years. You could predict that shit out for the next 80 and likely be right a high percentage of the time. And I was talking about Elon specifically since it’s the topic of the thread. If you want to talk about all companies/industries that benefit from government subsidies and taxpayers (while also donating to candidates who scream out against what they define as “socialism”) this is going to be a looooooooooooooong thread.
 
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And that midterm result would be a surprise to who? The President’s party pretty much always loses seats in the midterm. Been that way for at least ~80 years. You could predict that shit out for the next 80 and likely be right a high percentage of the time. And I was talking about Elon specifically since it’s the topic of the thread. If you want to talk about all companies/industries that benefit from government subsidies and taxpayers (while also donating to candidates who scream out against what they define as “socialism”) this is going to be a looooooooooooooong thread.
You originally said you were interested in the republican flip flop...I don't understand that? If you take a stance and agree, whats it got to do with what party you are in? Ted Cruz just sent out a Tulsi tweet. I agree with her too.
 
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And that midterm result would be a surprise to who? The President’s party pretty much always loses seats in the midterm. Been that way for at least ~80 years. You could predict that shit out for the next 80 and likely be right a high percentage of the time. And I was talking about Elon specifically since it’s the topic of the thread. If you want to talk about all companies/industries that benefit from government subsidies and taxpayers (while also donating to candidates who scream out against what they define as “socialism”) this is going to be a looooooooooooooong thread.
No. This won't be the historical bump. This is a referendum on stupid bullshit and a God awful admin
 
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