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Don't stare at the eclipse Monday, maga.

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I know trump looked bad ass staring one down a few years back, but it could hurt your eyes. Just a Heads up! Wait...not a heads up. Keep that head down. Staring at sun bad!

Roseanne barr reported live from Maralago last night preaching the evils of higher education. "Don't go to college" is her motto!

Clearly Barr stared at her share of eclipses.

And I hear Charlie kirk bemoaming birth control, saying it makes women horrible. I can see why a guy who was a virgin til age 36 would say that.
 
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UTFO said:
I know trump looked bad ass staring one down a few years back, but it could hurt your eyes. Just a Heads up! Wait...not a heads up. Keep that head down. Staring at sun bad!

Roseanne barr reported live from Maralago last night preaching the evils of higher education. "Don't go to college" is her motto!

Clearly Barr stared at her share of eclipses.

And I hear Charlie kirk bemoaming birth control, saying it makes women horrible. I can see why a guy who was a virgin til age 36 would say that.
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They make glasses for this kind of thing. lol Many small towns are excited for the increased traffic and revenue it hopes to bring. We have 2 bank locations in Daviess County and we are shutting them down 1/2 day. The locals are shutting down the streets and increased police presence in order to accommodate the large amount of people expected just to see the eclipse.
 
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TDHoosier said:
They make glasses for this kind of thing. lol Many small towns are excited for the increased traffic and revenue it hopes to bring. We have 2 bank locations in Daviess County and we are shutting them down 1/2 day. The locals are shutting down the streets and increased police presence in order to accommodate the large amount of people expected just to see the eclipse.
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Crazy.

 
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jsig said:
There is a lot forecast for clouds and storms on monday. Biden regime is planning to steal more money for climate control to kill Ukranians as he claims the climate will have ruined the eclipse for many americans and they need to pay.
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UTFO said:
I know trump looked bad ass staring one down a few years back, but it could hurt your eyes. Just a Heads up! Wait...not a heads up. Keep that head down. Staring at sun bad!

Roseanne barr reported live from Maralago last night preaching the evils of higher education. "Don't go to college" is her motto!

Clearly Barr stared at her share of eclipses.

And I hear Charlie kirk bemoaming birth control, saying it makes women horrible. I can see why a guy who was a virgin til age 36 would say that.
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Don’t tell me what to do, Government Boy.
 
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UTFO said:
I know trump looked bad ass staring one down a few years back, but it could hurt your eyes. Just a Heads up! Wait...not a heads up. Keep that head down. Staring at sun bad!

Roseanne barr reported live from Maralago last night preaching the evils of higher education. "Don't go to college" is her motto!

Clearly Barr stared at her share of eclipses.

And I hear Charlie kirk bemoaming birth control, saying it makes women horrible. I can see why a guy who was a virgin til age 36 would say that.
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Good morning, Drive-by. Most of the Delta Tau Chi brothers have already been to their first classes by now.
 
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Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes, one rationale being that if you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
 
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outside shooter said:
Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes Purdue winning the natty, one rationale being that if hell is gonna be full, might as well have it freeze over first you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
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FIFY
 
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outside shooter said:
Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes, one rationale being that if you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
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I’m waiting to hear how eclipses disproportionately affect minorities.
 
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outside shooter said:
Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes, one rationale being that if you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
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Same
Folks that tried their damndest to jump on the tail of that comet a few years ago?
 
outside shooter said:
Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes, one rationale being that if you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
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Not a conspiracy theory. God is pissed at you whackos.


 
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larsIU said:
For the past few months, Central IN.

God I need to move.
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There's gonna be a lot of people disappointed. I noticed that some motel rooms that normally are $70 cost $300 to $400 and then it will probably be cloudy.:)
 
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outside shooter said:
Conspiracy nuts are already at work. Certain Evangelicals are expecting the rapture to happen. Others are saying that God's wrath will be unleashed with massive earthquakes, one rationale being that if you take the path of this eclipse and overlay it with the path of the last eclipse, the paths intersect at New Madrid, MO!
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it's the new madrid fault. a couple of radio stations went down and broadcasted from it

this is was the big prediction. we were going to be f'd

www.stlpr.org

30 Years Later: Remembering Iben Browning’s False New Madrid Earthquake Prediction

Thirty years ago, Iben Browning, a self-proclaimed climatologist, predicted that the St. Louis area was in for a major earthquake along the New Madrid Seismic Zone. He forecast that it would happen right around Dec. 3, 1990, sparking a media frenzy in the small town of New Madrid, Missouri, and...
www.stlpr.org www.stlpr.org
 
larsIU said:
LIke class at all (two semesters i pulled that off) or nothing before noon (nearly every semester after my freshman year)?
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I rarely had a Friday class at all after my first year. Maybe one semester I had some lab of some kind. B- School didn't have much scheduled on Fridays.

I had one full year I had all my classes between 1p-5p, Mon - Thurs.
 
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twenty02 said:
I rarely had a Friday class at all after my first year. Maybe one semester I had some lab of some kind. B- School didn't have much scheduled on Fridays.

I had one full year I had all my classes between 1p-5p, Mon - Thurs.
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You wise up quickly after Friday morning classes...
 
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UTFO said:
I know trump looked bad ass staring one down a few years back, but it could hurt your eyes. Just a Heads up! Wait...not a heads up. Keep that head down. Staring at sun bad!

Roseanne barr reported live from Maralago last night preaching the evils of higher education. "Don't go to college" is her motto!

Clearly Barr stared at her share of eclipses.

And I hear Charlie kirk bemoaming birth control, saying it makes women horrible. I can see why a guy who was a virgin til age 36 would say that.
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