Being a man

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

She sent me vaca pics of our kid with her in a bikini. Was it coincidental? Were they THIRST TRAPS!!!!! Mind fcks for sure but I. Feel. Fine.

Spent 30 minutes at a buddy's house this evening. Guy just got divorced and opened up his Bumble App to show me the local 40-year-olds on there. Talk about thirst traps. Incredible. Now maybe there are more in Chicago than St. Louis, but I really think you're missing out not using that app.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Spent 30 minutes at a buddy's house this evening. Guy just got divorced and opened up his Bumble App to show me the local 40-year-olds on there. Talk about thirst traps. Incredible. Now maybe there are more in Chicago than St. Louis, but I really think you're missing out not using that app.

Yeah I don’t think Stl is comparable to Chicago. I suspect I’d know half of them

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Spent 30 minutes at a buddy's house this evening. Guy just got divorced and opened up his Bumble App to show me the local 40-year-olds on there. Talk about thirst traps. Incredible. Now maybe there are more in Chicago than St. Louis, but I really think you're missing out not using that app.

You know what those women on Bumble do every morning?

Send pic's of themselves and their ex's kid to their ex. ... When women tell you who they are, believe them.

 

[mcmurtry66]

You know what those women on Bumble do every morning?

Send pic's of themselves and their ex's kid to their ex. ... When women tell you who they are, believe them.

What does this mean. I wish you and DANC would just speak plain

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

What does this mean. I wish you and DANC would just speak plain

You drunk?

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

No really?

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Here she is in her own words. Your issue isn't with me, it is with her.

This thot's corpse will be eaten by her cats..

 

[mcmurtry66]

You drunk?

You know what those women on Bumble do every morning?

Send pic's of themselves and their ex's kid to their ex. ... When women tell you who they are, believe them.

I just got a text. A funny from instagram. No kid pic attached. Leaning towards thinking she’s getting confused and that those pics from the weekend were THIRST TRAPS

 

[mcmurtry66]

My wife sees and hears that all the time. Except for the cleaning part.

You’re the leader of the man. An arm of the administration. I’m the leader of the people. Like Maximus

 

[larsIU]

I just got a text. A funny from instagram. No kid pic attached. Leaning towards thinking she’s getting confused and that those pics from the weekend were THIRST TRAPS

 

[mcmurtry66]

Yes!!!! THIS ^^^^^^. She’s soooooo thirsty I think

 

[larsIU]

Yes!!!! THIS ^^^^^^. She’s soooooo thirsty I think

Oh sir.......not her.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Oh sir.......not her.

i just got another random text from her. a funny story. WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!!

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

i just got another random text from her. a funny story. WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!!

She want's her son to have a full blooded sibling. You're up to bat. Can you do it? You Thirsty enough? Swing batter batter swing batter batter swing batter batter swwwwiiiiiing..

 

[mcmurtry66]

She want's her son to have a full blooded sibling. You're up to bat. Can you do it? You Thirsty enough? Swing batter batter swing batter batter swing batter batter swwwwiiiiiing..

honestly im not sure i want her. i just don't want this guy to have her. spite!!!! it's a strong motivator

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

honestly im not sure i want her. i just don't want this guy to have her. spite!!!! it's a strong motivator

Real spite, would for her to be pregnant with your kid while being with him.... If you're gonna play the spite game, you gotta up your hate. You are currently playing pee wee league spite, lets fix that. !

 

[hookyIU1990]

Real spite, would for her to be pregnant with your kid while being with him.... If you're gonna play the spite game, you gotta up your hate. You are currently playing pee wee league spite, lets fix that. !

One of my favorite lines from Vukovich in Major League. "How's your wife and my kids?"

 

[larsIU]

WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!!

It's just ego man. Let it go...and remember

Spoiler

 

[mcmurtry66]

It's just ego man. Let it go...and remember

Spoiler

I hate this post on three levels

 

[snarlcakes]

i just got another random text from her. a funny story. WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!!

Seriously, just send one dic pic and pretty pretty please report back what happens. If she gets really mad, tell her snarlcakes told you to do it. I’m sure she’ll understand.

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

Seriously, just send one dic pic and pretty pretty please report back what happens. If she gets really mad, tell her snarlcakes told you to do it. I’m sure she’ll understand.

With the text: "Miss me?"

 

[mcmurtry66]

Seriously, just send one dic pic and pretty pretty please report back what happens. If she gets really mad, tell her snarlcakes told you to do it. I’m sure she’ll understand.

she sent a text again this afternoon that invited a brief discussion. i threw in that she sent a thirst trap text yesterday and she totally ignored that portion of my text

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

she sent a text again this afternoon that invited a brief discussion. i threw in that she sent a thirst trap text yesterday and she totally ignored that portion of my text

Also, ask for more bikini pics to share with your consiglieres.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Also, ask for more bikini pics to share with your consiglieres.

going forward on this topic i will only be responding to ohio guy, danc, joe hoopsier. thanks all

 

[anon_6hv78pr714xta]

going forward on this topic i will only be responding to ohio guy, danc, joe hoopsier. thanks all

 

[snarlcakes]

she sent a text again this afternoon that invited a brief discussion. i threw in that she sent a thirst trap text yesterday and she totally ignored that portion of my text

I like that you tested the waters. Shame her a little bit. She knows what she is up to.

 

[mcmurtry66]

I like that you tested the waters. Shame her a little bit. She knows what she is up to.

What do you make of her ignoring that part?

 

[The_Merry_Prankster]

she sent a text again this afternoon that invited a brief discussion. i threw in that she sent a thirst trap text yesterday and she totally ignored that portion of my text

You need to stop doing this. It's not manly at all, it's 15 year old girlish breakup gossip.

 

[mcmurtry66]

You need to stop doing this. It's not manly at all, it's 15 year old girlish breakup gossip.

You’re right. Time to nut up

 

[snarlcakes]

What do you make of her ignoring that part?

She can’t come out and admit it. Women love attention. You’ll get spicier text in the near future. Take it to the bank.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Seriously, just send one dic pic and pretty pretty please report back what happens. If she gets really mad, tell her snarlcakes told you to do it. I’m sure she’ll understand.

not just any dick pic.... a really good one...

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

What do you make of her ignoring that part?

She was probably rubbin one out.

 

[larsIU]

What do you make of her ignoring that part?

Don’t make any big decisions with money in the next fifteen days.

 

[mcmurtry66]

Don’t make any big decisions with money in the next fifteen days.

I really hate these cryptic messages. I’m too dumb to decipher them

 

[snarlcakes]

not just any dick pic.... a really good one...

This is a very disturbing picture. I keep almost throwing up in my mouth.

 

[Baller23Boogie]

I just got a text. A funny from instagram. No kid pic attached. Leaning towards thinking she’s getting confused and that those pics from the weekend were THIRST TRAPS

i just got another random text from her. a funny story. WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!!

Jesus, it's happening.

Don't do it man. Leave her alone. Keep it about the kid. Only about the kid. You want REVENGE! Leave her on read. You are not interested. Stay strong.

 

[hookyIU1990]

Be done with her. Bang her mom and her sister. Show you're not to be trifled with.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

Jesus, it's happening.

Don't do it man. Leave her alone. Keep it about the kid. Only about the kid. You want REVENGE! Leave her on read. You are not interested. Stay strong.

Don't listen to One baller boogie.. Nothing says I DONT WANT YOU, like knocking her up in spite ! Worst case, you get another awesome kid and you will be on her mind for ever. That's revenge.

 

[i'vegotwinners]

define "masculine man" as you see it, so i'll know what the heck you're talking about..

Can’t do much better than Kipling—I like the very first sentence the best.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

that sounds awfully woke as the basis for this thread.

 

[CO. Hoosier]

that sounds awfully woke as the basis for this thread.

This poem is the absolute opposite of woke in every way. It’s about a man’s immunity to the effects of adversity and rising above it; instead of succumbing and feeling victimized.

You and mark must lead pathetic lives.

 

[IUCrazy2]

Don't listen to One baller boogie.. Nothing says I DONT WANT YOU, like knocking her up in spite ! Worst case, you get another awesome kid and you will be on her mind for ever. That's revenge.

Who doesn't like paying more child support to your ex and her boy toys for another 18 years.....