You can laugh all you want lars or whatever your handle is. What year is it? 2023 After Death.. Ohhhhh yea that guy called Christ. You know the one that appeared to all his disciples and above 500 other people. Yea that guy. Continue on. You're ripe for an ending. Peace
I mean it’s literally lars plus IU. Although the IU part is, and pardon my utter lack of creativity, an homage to the alma. However, the lars part has significance. Oh yes.
But not why you’d probably think. At least not to start. It’s actually a shortened form of Larry. Which is not my name. Why Larry you’re probably wondering? Because f*ck you that’s why! Just kidding!! It really comes down to a rather strange opportunity offered to me back in 1988. One year post natty. I’m 13. 8th grade. Stud.
This opportunity, though, means I’ll be joining a group of kids older than me. I’ll be the youngest. No problem. I’m cool.
Which is total b/s because puberty’s a bitch and I’m coming though that really f*cking weird kinda chubby, but super tall, with a totally sweet four strand mustache phase. If I knew then what I know now right?
Well anyway, I make friends with some guys older than me. They sense the potential. Back then there used to be reruns on TV all the time of 60’s shows like Addams Family, I Dream if Genie, and (my favorite) Leave it to Beaver. I, um, kinda looked like a taller version of the Beav’s best friend, Larry. Hence Larry.
Like I said. Chick magnet.
Anyway I keep the Larry moniker for a few years but my attachment to Metallica meant, quite naturally, that Larry would morph to Lars. So here we are. Technically IU was the last piece chronologically.
But why is lars lower case? An homage to IGW? TS Eliot? No. Just the way it worked out. However, if you’ve read this far, thank you. But honestly I have no f*cking idea why you responded the way you did. Just odd. I can dig it though.