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And now, the 2005 OTF Awards Ceremony, with your host,

Spill the beans.

Who were the bridesmades in this one?
 
I'm not talking about that hachaded award...

POST of the year...

That's like the oscar for best mostion picture... Spec can have best Director...
 
Leaving awards off are we?...

I see... The ballet I looked at had that as a catagory...
 
Sweet. Good call.

There are some damn fine stories in there.

Voters got this one right.
 
I blame Uber and CF**.

Uber, because he said he would take care of me. And CF**, cuz if he would have voted for me (like he should have), I would have won this. This is a very disappointing and sad day in Cap's life.
 
And of course, I forgot and important award: "Best Milestone"

Maybe next year, we should broaden this category to "Post of the Year", but for this year, it's still called "Best Milestone." The nominees for Best Milestone are Clubjockey (for post 20K) and TheBigLebowski (for post 6K).

And the winner is...
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clubjockey for post 20,000!!!
 
Hey I voted for my posters for the HOF.

I can do no more.
 
I accept *burp* this *burp* award on *burp* behalf of........

Frikken Bud LIGHT!!!! (and vodka shooters).

*B-U-R-P!!!!*

*puke* & rally!!!!
 
Oh, yeah, you won "post that took 12 hours which was a perfect

excuse to hide from everyone and manipulate my outie every 20 minutes" award.

Congrats.
 
I go to the world's most boring meeting and miss the whole damn thing!

It was an honor to be nominated.

You can all go ______ yourselves.
 
Thank Brady no wardrobe malfunction award-oh, waitaminute, Uber

already has that for no pants.
 
Im waiting until this is cleaned up before I give my acceptance speech

I was holding it for an award I didn't have to share with Radio but I guess I got screwed out the good one.
 
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