And now, the 2005 OTF Awards Ceremony, with your host,

[The Original Happy Goat]

And now, Brain of the OTF:

Presented by Katie Price:

Katie: Brains are hot. The winner of this award isn't. The nominees for "Brain of the OTF" are clubjockey, etec, goat and BRS. And the winner is...
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BigRedSpec!

 

[SchrockStar]

I'll accept on Sugar's behalf

he thanks all the lil people for the wasted votes

 

[Kref]

What'cha gon' do with 45 issues of Cosmo and Good Housekeeping?

Sounds like a scam t'me.

 

[Uber]

Build a fort of course!

What else would one do with that much crap?

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Okay, now it's time for the Big Four. First, Newcomer of the Year

Presented by Jillian Barberie

Jillian: This was one of the closest awards in OTF history. The winner won by a single vote, and only five votes separated the top four. In the category of "Newcomer of the Year," the nominees are Mac, CF, Cap, Kref, LASHog, Group82, rbosprint, RBS, jtbarber, EmanBoilers, iubigman, and fiessoption. And the winner is.......
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LASHog!
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[Kref]

I guess shred it and fill in the B'ton chuckholes?

Don't burn 'em, the Bloomington Farenheit 451 Police will be on you azz!

 

[Uber]

Who *

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[The Original Happy Goat]

And Early Morning Poster of the Year

Presented by Jenny McCarthy.

Jenny: This award recognizes outstanding performance in the morning hours, when Uber is still trying to find his pants, and most of us are still asleep. The nominees for "Early Morning Poster of the Year" are Bob Sugar, Hoosier Grandaddy, billydjr, clubjockey, iubigman, and CF**. And the winner is...
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Hoosier Grandaddy!

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Uber, I blame you for this.

You have a responsibility to your players to lobby for them.

Yet, you let some guy from the Arkansas board win.

Disappointing.

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

I agree! Uber....this hurt bad, real bad.

Can someone please take that knife out of my back?

 

[dusto nomo]

He can't be a part of this...it's not his home site*

nt

 

[Uber]

I did my best.

I'll just ban everybody who didn't vote for you.

I'm going to jail anyway.

 

[Kref]

Hey, watchit, my grandmom wuz from Arkansas!

Way way way before Uber's time...

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Wanna go get drunk?

And curse Uber?

 

[CF**]

You were 3rd best anyhow.*

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[Uber]

I hear BYU is nice in the spring. *

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[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Agreed. I would say a bunch of people from Arkansas voted,

but I can't figure out how they would have known how to turn on a computer.

 

[Capitol Hoosier]

I'm already drunk. Let's just curse Uber. *

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[The Original Happy Goat]

And Late Night Poster of the Year

Presented by Jolene Blalock (she cleans up well, doesn't she?):

Jolene: This award recognizes excellence in a very difficult situation, often made difficult by drugs and alcohol. The poster who wins this award is a fighter, someone who doesn't give up. The nominees for Late Night Poster of the Year are DJ88, Uber, Kref, Hoosier in the ATL, BigRedSpec and TheBigLebowski. And the winner is...
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Uber!!!

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

That's fine.

Mormon chicks are hot, plus, they'll love my Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

 

[CF**]

Rip-off.*

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[Uber]

Oh God Yes.

My reign of terror is just starting.

I'm a 5 time Goatie winner, I'm a HOF'er, retire my jersey now.

 

[clubjockey]

If I win the next one, I got you tied...

Montana to Rice...

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

Ah our first controversy.

Correction. I just looked at the results again. Two genuine Peegsters tied for second place, one vote behind LASHog. Of 82 ballots cast, 3 didn't even vote for this award, and 5 voted for write-ins. If those people had thought to throw their weight behind one of the Peegsters, this wouldn't have happened.

goat

 

[dusto nomo]

LOL...thanks I needed humor after losing to a Clinton

VBG, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.

 

[Uber]

We deserve raises.

and bigger trailers then the rest of these swine.

 

[CF**]

who were the 2???*

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[clubjockey]

And "Comfort Coupons"...

to be presented at our whim to other lesser-posters so they can provide us with "comfort" in the Japanese-military version of the word...

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

And now the moment you've been waiting for.

Poster of the Year, presented by Oprah Winfrey

Oprah: Oh god. This one is going to cause fireworks. You guys will not be happy here. Let the flames begin. For the award for Poster of the Year for 2005, the nominees are Aruss, Hoosier Grandaddy, clubjockey, BigRedSpec, CF**, billydjr, Uber, Kref and TheBigLebowski. And the winner is...
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BigRedSpec!!!

 

[CF**]

who?*

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[Uber]

BULLSPIT!

Oh man F this.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

I shall take that secret to my grave.

But they are both here right now. They at least made the effort to show up for the ceremony, unlike our esteemed winner.

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Didn't you need to win first? **

IU

 

[Kref]

BRS and Oprah deserve each other...

Who in the hell's BRS?

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

I voted for you Uber.***

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[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Remember

LASHog doesn't even technially exist anymore.

He's Hogstar Runner.

 

[clubjockey]

"Yeah, yeah... spec... whatever...get to the POST of the YEAR"

that's the BIG one

 

[Uber]

Thanks Goat.

I do my very best, and yet a dead man beats me.

I am sad for all of mankind right now.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

BTW, in this category...

We also had two posters tie for second place, losing by a single vote.

 

[RumblinBumblinStumblin]

Answer within