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And now, the 2005 OTF Awards Ceremony, with your host,

I don't know......

what to think right now. I'll let you know. We can still have lunch it's just that the top of my head looks like someone's taken buggy whip to it and I absolutely can't spend any time in the sun.
 
"Spiney Norman should have won! Harrumph is a wanker!"

I miss him so... *sniff*...
 
Ab-so-friggin'-loot-lee! Special Awards to Bob Sugar & HGD for

keeping the flame lit on this, the most important of all threads on the OTF!
 
I miss that little candy colored clown. nt

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Former Poster should have been considered as well. nt

iu
 
You were the write-in candidate until IUT paid me 10 big ones...

..to vote for him 20 times.
 
Try #2: Presenting the award for "Best Late Night Host"

(I finally screwd up and posted an award in a separate thread, so here it is in the right thread)

Roselyn Sanchez:

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Roselyn: This award is meant to recognize that person who, either because they are scared of the dark, or because they can't stand sleeping with their wife, did the most to keep the forum up and running when everyone else wanted to go to bed. The nominees are, DJ88, Sope Creek, Hoosier in the ATL, and Aruss. And the winner is....

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Aruss!
 
No-no-no-no-no,not until I'm through with her this afternoon, then you

can have her after supper.
 
What?!

He's either shoveling his driveway or scurrying around Columbus, never here around 3AM when ya need him!
 
And announcing the award for "Biggest Lurker"...

Vida Guerra:

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Vida: It took me a long time to make myself presentable for this ceremony because most pics of me are either hotlink-inaccessible or show enough of my rear end as to be against Peegs.com rules. In other words, after the ceremony, you might want to do a GIS on my name and see what I'm talking about. DAMN! Anyway, in the category of "Biggest Lurker," the nominees are Buzz, dennis linley hall, vernggolf, Fife's Elbows and Peegs. And the winner is....
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Peegs!
 
And now, the award for "Most Corrupt Admin"

Presented by Catherine Bell:

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Catherine: I don't think there was ever any doubt who would win this award. But let's go through the formality. In the category of Most Corrupt Admin, the nominees are Uber, Aruss, Uber, Goat, Uber, TBL, Uber, Uber and Uber. And the winner is...
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Peegs!
No, just kidding, it's Uber.
 
VICTORY IS MINE!

She could JAG me off anytime.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You're all banned. Thank you.
 
Uber a dirty bastage*

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The award for "Most likely to get arrested in 2006", presented by...

Mayra Veronica:

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Mayra: This award celebrates that person who most often skirts the laws and norms set up by our fair society, either due to alcoholism, or a simple lack of respect for others. The nominees are Uber, Aruss, Schrock and Hoosier in the ATL. And the winner is.....
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Uber!
 
What in the hell is that about?

I sign you to a multi-year deal and get you all the tunafish sandwiches you eat, and this is how you treat me?

I'm trading you to BYU.
 
Back to backs!

Thank you, thank you all.

I'd like to thank my AA dude, my PO, my Preist for getting me out of that jam one time, and I'd like to remind you all to send me shanks when I go inside.

Thank you.
 
Listen.

I knew you were going to win.

I didn't want to embarass the other posters.

I was trying not to show anyone up.

You can't do it without me anyway, I mean, who's going step in for me? Fife? SH?
 
And the award for "Most likely to get fired for looking up porn"

Presented by Brooke Burke:

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Brooke: Chances are the person who fulfills this awards prediction will have spent some time looking at pictures of me (again: GIS). The nominees for "Most Likely to Get Fired in 2006 for Looking up Porn at Work" are Schrock, SH, Hoosier Grandaddy and Bob Sugar. And the winner is...
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Bob Sugar!
 
Today is my lucky day!

I just won 10,000 dollars and all I have to do is buy magazines!

WOW!
 
I have a chance at a washer'n'dryer set

plus something to make me LARGER!
 
I mean, I get like 45 magazines

plus the 10,000 PLUS a watch, and its only like $70 a month!

WHAT A GREAT DEAL!
 
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