...tells the bartender, "I'll have three shots of Irish Whiskey"...
The bartender pauses, shrugs, and pours the three shots...
The Irishman patiently downs the three shots, pays and walks out...
Next week, the same ritual plays out...
The following week, the same...
The next week, the bartender says to the Irishman., " You know, you might enjoy the whiskey better drinking them one at a time."
"Noo," says the Irishman...."It's tradition, back in Ireland, me brothers and me would have a drink together....I've move to America now, but it's still the tradition..."
So, for a few weeks, the Irishman comes in, order the three shots, and drinks them down...
One evening, he comes in and tells the bartender," I'll be havin' only two shot this evenin"
The bartender is shocked...."Oh, I hope nothing has happened to one of your brothers"!!
"Nooo", says the Irishman, " I've quit drinkin"
The bartender pauses, shrugs, and pours the three shots...
The Irishman patiently downs the three shots, pays and walks out...
Next week, the same ritual plays out...
The following week, the same...
The next week, the bartender says to the Irishman., " You know, you might enjoy the whiskey better drinking them one at a time."
"Noo," says the Irishman...."It's tradition, back in Ireland, me brothers and me would have a drink together....I've move to America now, but it's still the tradition..."
So, for a few weeks, the Irishman comes in, order the three shots, and drinks them down...
One evening, he comes in and tells the bartender," I'll be havin' only two shot this evenin"
The bartender is shocked...."Oh, I hope nothing has happened to one of your brothers"!!
"Nooo", says the Irishman, " I've quit drinkin"