Walter Hagen, Jesus and a old man are playing golf...
...at some country club up in heaven. Walt goes up to the tee box and hits a drive that flies 300 yards right down the center of the fair way.
"Nice shot," says Jesus, and tees up. He hits a drive that flies even longer, but it bounces into a pond. Miraculously, however, it doesn't sink, but instead rolls across the top of the pond and lands in the short grass on the other side.
"No fair," Walt says.
"Hey, all's fair in love, war and golf," says Jesus.
The old man gets up, and hits his drive. It flies into the same pond Jesus hit into, but the ball doesn't float. It sinks straight to the bottom.
"Tough shot, old man," says Jesus.
"Just wait," says the old man.
Suddenly, a fish jumps out of the water and spits something white into the sky - it's the old man's ball. A passing bird swoops down and plucks the ball out of the air, and flies off toward the green. Just above the green, the bird lets the ball drop, and it lands, and begins rolling toward the cup. It stops for a moment at the edge of the cup and falls in. A hole in one.
Jesus looks at the old man and rolls his eyes.
"Stop showing off, Dad."
This post was edited on 12/11 11:54 PM by TheOriginalHappyGoat
...at some country club up in heaven. Walt goes up to the tee box and hits a drive that flies 300 yards right down the center of the fair way.
"Nice shot," says Jesus, and tees up. He hits a drive that flies even longer, but it bounces into a pond. Miraculously, however, it doesn't sink, but instead rolls across the top of the pond and lands in the short grass on the other side.
"No fair," Walt says.
"Hey, all's fair in love, war and golf," says Jesus.
The old man gets up, and hits his drive. It flies into the same pond Jesus hit into, but the ball doesn't float. It sinks straight to the bottom.
"Tough shot, old man," says Jesus.
"Just wait," says the old man.
Suddenly, a fish jumps out of the water and spits something white into the sky - it's the old man's ball. A passing bird swoops down and plucks the ball out of the air, and flies off toward the green. Just above the green, the bird lets the ball drop, and it lands, and begins rolling toward the cup. It stops for a moment at the edge of the cup and falls in. A hole in one.
Jesus looks at the old man and rolls his eyes.
"Stop showing off, Dad."
This post was edited on 12/11 11:54 PM by TheOriginalHappyGoat