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She getting the Gosport estate?Yabba dabba due, she’s gone !!!
I’m not falling for this.
I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.
My god. That’s almost impossible for me to conceive.I’m not falling for this.
I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.
From what I've read conceiving isn't an issue for your exes.My god. That’s almost impossible for me to conceive.
NEVER !! I still fall under the "wish I was single" side of the two options. I'll never let her off that easy. I foresee 30+ psyop and make her miserable(er) !She getting the Gosport estate?
I know a trap when I see one. Can never be too careful of the wives infiltrating the forum.My god. That’s almost impossible for me to conceive.
My god the drama you’ve missed. I’ve been maced. Had my face burned with curling irons. Had a girlfriend in my office with a wife in the lobby more times than I can count. Pulled into my driveway to find my wife and girlfriend together on the porch waiting for me. Had more than a dozen phones thrown out the window. Slept in places that when I woke up my back and neck hurt so badly that I was afraid to fart because I’d be paralyzed. I could go on and on and on.I know a trap when I see one. Can never be too careful of the wives infiltrating the forum.
Are you referencing the quote in my first response? It’s a movie quote. From a hilarious movie, btw.My god the drama you’ve missed. I’ve been maced. Had my face burned with curling irons. Had a girlfriend in my office with a wife in the lobby more times than I can count. Pulled into my driveway to find my wife and girlfriend together on the porch waiting for me. Had more than a dozen phones thrown out the window. Slept in places that when I woke up my back and neck hurt so badly that I was afraid to fart because I’d be paralyzed. I could go on and on and on.
No. Reflecting on what I’d have avoided In following your pathAre you referencing the quote in my first response? It’s a movie quote. From a hilarious movie, btw.
Then you’d definitely identify with the movie character.No. Reflecting on what I’d have avoided In following your path
My god the drama you’ve missed. I’ve been maced. Had my face burned with curling irons. Had a girlfriend in my office with a wife in the lobby more times than I can count. Pulled into my driveway to find my wife and girlfriend together on the porch waiting for me. Had more than a dozen phones thrown out the window. Slept in places that when I woke up my back and neck hurt so badly that I was afraid to fart because I’d be paralyzed. I could go on and on and on.
Side piece.... if you were married, they weren't your girlfriend, they were your side piece.
God damn millennials.
so does that count as a combo meal?
My god the drama you’ve missed. I’ve been maced. Had my face burned with curling irons. Had a girlfriend in my office with a wife in the lobby more times than I can count. Pulled into my driveway to find my wife and girlfriend together on the porch waiting for me. Had more than a dozen phones thrown out the window. Slept in places that when I woke up my back and neck hurt so badly that I was afraid to fart because I’d be paralyzed. I could go on and on and on.
I LOVE this!!! We’re passionate men. It comes with the territory. Now add an oversized pecker to the story and you can imagine the temptation and attendant problems!In no particular order:
in the past:
Table leg (with the bolts still sticking out) swung at my head
Wife with a knife (same woman as the above) on the other side of a door as I laughed maniaically on the other side
Currently:
At my job? Sure, why not.
Threats of violence, currently only a couple times a year
Also, I've literally NEVER CHEATED in my life. But I'm accused endlessly (which always makes me wonder how I'd fare on teh open market, assuming my current wife wouldn't hunt me down and murder me).
Also also, i'm sure my current wife could murder me and throw my body in the crawlspace, jump a plane to Africa and never be seen or heard from again.
Of the above guess which was better in bed
Gross. Not sending dick pics to youLink?
no dammit. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY SCHLONGLink?
Goddammit.
If I could go back to high school.......... Oh the memories we would have made.... arggg @regretsGod I hate male cheerleaders
It seemed to work out fine in the end.If any of you men have a pet Rabbit .... Get rid of it NOW, for it's own safety !!
Fatal Attraction....
My god the drama you’ve missed. I’ve been maced. Had my face burned with curling irons. Had a girlfriend in my office with a wife in the lobby more times than I can count. Pulled into my driveway to find my wife and girlfriend together on the porch waiting for me. Had more than a dozen phones thrown out the window. Slept in places that when I woke up my back and neck hurt so badly that I was afraid to fart because I’d be paralyzed. I could go on and on and on.
That's become an art form for me.One of these days soon, you won't be able to trust any fart...
A hanging curve for sure...My god. That’s almost impossible for me to conceive.
You know what this is? A ****ing mountain. I'll bring the soap.
I mean, for a mountain . . .You know what this is? A ****ing mountain. I'll bring the soap.
It's not Murt mountainI mean, for a mountain . . .