This gorgeous IPA ......
..... tasted nothing like any IPA (or any other beer, for that matter) I've ever experienced.
Little O came home yesterday for a couple of days, so we decided to crack this open. It's the Diablo IPA "Craft Refill" from Mr. Beer that I brewed in February after Little O bought me a Mr. Beer Home Brewing Kit for my birthday in 2014. I didn't want to brew the Coors Light that came with the original kit, so I purchased the Diablo refill and an Amber Ale refill plus 24 glass bottles (they send plastic bottles with the base kit), bottle caps, and a capper. Note - using the capper was BY FAR the funnest part of the entire 2 week-long brewing/fermenting/bottling process. All in, I spent $80 or so in addition to Little O's investment in the base kit. Is Bernie Madoff running Mr. Beer?
Anywho, I iced down 6 bottles (figuring 2 each for me, Little O, and Mrs. O), and when he arrived, we quickly moved to the patio - didn't want any bottle explosions from improper carbonation to damage the Ovaltine domicile.
Cracked open a bottle - no explosion or "foam out." SCORE!!! Cracked open a second bottle - no explosion or "foam out." DOUBLE SCORE!!! Mrs. O wasn't outside with us because it was fairly cool (high 30's), so Little O and I moved on to "the pour" with trepidation.
But no worries - as you can see by the pic, very nice color, nice head, nice carbonation bubbles. WE HAVE PROPER CARBONATION!!! Looking good!!! And then .....
The first sign of trouble. Raise the glass to get the aroma. It smells like beer. Sorta. But not really. Very weak, no hop aroma AT ALL. None. Smells like apple cider (WEAK apple cider) you leave out for a couple of weeks with no refrigeration - very faint alcohol aroma, maybe a little sweetness. Uh oh.
First sip ..... a vague, beery flavor, and there's definitely alcohol, but ABSOLUTELY NO HOP FLAVOR and very little malt. Okay, let it warm a few minutes, which usually allows the aromas and flavors to come forward. Second drink ..... a bit (as in a miniscule bit) more malt flavor, still no hop flavor AT ALL.
Little O is giving me a "do I have to keep drinking this crap" look. All right - regroup. Sit down, relax, wait 5 more minutes. Talk to Little O about his job and what he's been up to in the Twin Cities (having bunches of fun and working a lot), then take a big drink. Nothing - just watery malt, NO HOPS, but definitely alcohol, so we did have fermentation, and there are no "off" aromas or flavors - there's practically no aroma or flavors to reference.
The final test - take the glass in to Mrs. O and let her sample it. Offer her the glass. "Oooooh, it's pretty." Chicks. Screw that - taste it. She takes a whiff, then takes a drink. "Mmmmm, it's good - tastes like Beck's." This is what she says about anything that isn't Miller Lite and certifies that this beverage sucks balls. Apparently, no hops were harmed in the brewing of this beer.
Offer her the rest of the glass - "No, I'm having wine." Great - drain pour. Go out to the cooler, stick the last 4 Ovaltine Diablos in the indoor fridge and tell Mrs. O they're hers ("Thank you!!!" like I just gifted her $1,000 - Moms/Wives are too nice), head back out to the beer fridge and grab a Founders Breakfast Stout for Little O (he loved it, as he should) and a Stone Hibiscusicity for me (I really enjoyed it) and enjoy the rest of the evening with my boy and my bride.
I have 6 bottles left of this nasty stuff (not counting the 4 Mrs. O will drink because they're taking up room in the indoor fridge) - I'm gonna let it age a couple of more months in the basement (maybe until 4th of July), then see if it develops even a modicum of flavor. I also purchased the Amber Ale kit, and I'll probably brew that and bottle it later this spring, but then I'm done. I'll leave the brewing to Hank and the professionals.
Have a great F4 weekend, OTF.
..... tasted nothing like any IPA (or any other beer, for that matter) I've ever experienced.
Little O came home yesterday for a couple of days, so we decided to crack this open. It's the Diablo IPA "Craft Refill" from Mr. Beer that I brewed in February after Little O bought me a Mr. Beer Home Brewing Kit for my birthday in 2014. I didn't want to brew the Coors Light that came with the original kit, so I purchased the Diablo refill and an Amber Ale refill plus 24 glass bottles (they send plastic bottles with the base kit), bottle caps, and a capper. Note - using the capper was BY FAR the funnest part of the entire 2 week-long brewing/fermenting/bottling process. All in, I spent $80 or so in addition to Little O's investment in the base kit. Is Bernie Madoff running Mr. Beer?
Anywho, I iced down 6 bottles (figuring 2 each for me, Little O, and Mrs. O), and when he arrived, we quickly moved to the patio - didn't want any bottle explosions from improper carbonation to damage the Ovaltine domicile.
Cracked open a bottle - no explosion or "foam out." SCORE!!! Cracked open a second bottle - no explosion or "foam out." DOUBLE SCORE!!! Mrs. O wasn't outside with us because it was fairly cool (high 30's), so Little O and I moved on to "the pour" with trepidation.
But no worries - as you can see by the pic, very nice color, nice head, nice carbonation bubbles. WE HAVE PROPER CARBONATION!!! Looking good!!! And then .....
The first sign of trouble. Raise the glass to get the aroma. It smells like beer. Sorta. But not really. Very weak, no hop aroma AT ALL. None. Smells like apple cider (WEAK apple cider) you leave out for a couple of weeks with no refrigeration - very faint alcohol aroma, maybe a little sweetness. Uh oh.
First sip ..... a vague, beery flavor, and there's definitely alcohol, but ABSOLUTELY NO HOP FLAVOR and very little malt. Okay, let it warm a few minutes, which usually allows the aromas and flavors to come forward. Second drink ..... a bit (as in a miniscule bit) more malt flavor, still no hop flavor AT ALL.
Little O is giving me a "do I have to keep drinking this crap" look. All right - regroup. Sit down, relax, wait 5 more minutes. Talk to Little O about his job and what he's been up to in the Twin Cities (having bunches of fun and working a lot), then take a big drink. Nothing - just watery malt, NO HOPS, but definitely alcohol, so we did have fermentation, and there are no "off" aromas or flavors - there's practically no aroma or flavors to reference.
The final test - take the glass in to Mrs. O and let her sample it. Offer her the glass. "Oooooh, it's pretty." Chicks. Screw that - taste it. She takes a whiff, then takes a drink. "Mmmmm, it's good - tastes like Beck's." This is what she says about anything that isn't Miller Lite and certifies that this beverage sucks balls. Apparently, no hops were harmed in the brewing of this beer.
Offer her the rest of the glass - "No, I'm having wine." Great - drain pour. Go out to the cooler, stick the last 4 Ovaltine Diablos in the indoor fridge and tell Mrs. O they're hers ("Thank you!!!" like I just gifted her $1,000 - Moms/Wives are too nice), head back out to the beer fridge and grab a Founders Breakfast Stout for Little O (he loved it, as he should) and a Stone Hibiscusicity for me (I really enjoyed it) and enjoy the rest of the evening with my boy and my bride.
I have 6 bottles left of this nasty stuff (not counting the 4 Mrs. O will drink because they're taking up room in the indoor fridge) - I'm gonna let it age a couple of more months in the basement (maybe until 4th of July), then see if it develops even a modicum of flavor. I also purchased the Amber Ale kit, and I'll probably brew that and bottle it later this spring, but then I'm done. I'll leave the brewing to Hank and the professionals.
Have a great F4 weekend, OTF.