What did YOU do today to populate the Homeland?
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Mine swim like @Noodle Shitty
Ha! @Noodle i meant my sperm are good swimmers which is shitty
LOL I thought he was referring to your kid - can't run OR swim.
And I believe this is first time I have ever been compared to someone's sperms. Haven't yet decided how I feel about that.
If your sperm is "shitty" then maybe you're depositing it in the wrong places. Just sayin'
Hot chicks? That’s where I deposit. Speaking of deposits it’s lunch time for you isn’t it? You better pull out the trough for that bride of yours before she grows tusks
But don't you dare mention my daughter.
C'mon, M66, you're much better than that.
"Hot chicks" with exceptionally deep voices and large Adam's apples is your lane.
My penis is HUGE and I remember during my last single run those chicks that have their birth control inserted would always end up with it on the ground if we were in the kitchen or their ankles in bed 😳😳. Bc I’d literally knock their bottom out. So then you try just the tip but that’s not easy. Mercy. Was Always something
It’s all relative. Everyone knows soccer players have the smallest penises of all sports. So a soccer player with a huge one is like meh for basketball players and swimmers
You can’t do precision work with a telephone pole.
I did what I could when I worked in Carmel a few years ago. So many 35-45 year old women who were completely unsatisfied because they married old fat f***s for their money.
If y'all would ignore this guy's threads, he'd go away.
But thanks for alerting me to this. Just reminding me once again how much I need to hit 3UP this summer.
I seriously doubt his Homeplace conquests count for much of anything worth talking about.
IYKYK
You’d have six more kids in about two years.
I don’t trust anybody in Carmel on a zip code starting with 462.
They live in Indianapolis and they’re just lying.
We will take their tax dollars though. Still got a few roundabouts left to build. We’ve now conquered 96th and Allisonville.
Village Farms in Westfield tried to pull that off too. They found out.
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