Never met anyone from Greenland but I know a ton of Icelandic soccer players and they are the best!!! We had some in collegeAre they Dream Teamers? We don’t want to import a bunch of shit libs.
It’s Miller Time. Never to the movies. Always straight home 🤣.
At one point we had half a dozen and as god as my witness it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed. We had this one kid from Iceland. All he’d ever do is smile and say ITS MILLER TIME! He literally played champions league. So we were all like oh fck he’s going to be ridiculous. Got a full ride. Did. Not. Give. A. Fck. Did nothing but party. Cost us a game with one of his shit passes. He was awful. And our coach was the most frightening human I’ve ever encountered. Bobby knight on roids.
So at practice the next day he makes us all sit on the bench. Non travel players. Walk ons. 35 guys in a row on one bench. 5 Iceland guys together at the end. Like always. Coach walks over to him and just lights him up. Inches from his face screaming. Kid just keeps grunting. Huh. Huh. Coach gets all pissed off. Steam pouring from his ears and tells the leader of the icelandics. Svenny. Tell this mother fckr exactly what I said god dammit!!!!!
Sven stood up and in Icelandic said something to them. And to this day we don’t know what. He never said. But in unison five Icelandic men fell backwards off the bench onto their backs and laughed harder than I’ve ever seen anyone laugh in my entire life. Like something out of a movie
Icelandics are phenomenal
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