ADVERTISEMENT

Remote work

Of course. All of your traffic from any corporate device (tablet, phone, laptop, etc), even if you were remote, passed through something called Cisco Umbrella. Your lame attempt at incognito mode only keeps your local browser from keeping a history. We saw your attempts to go to orphanbbwmilfs.com. In fact, we'd get daily email reports showing a list of every adult site that anyone went to, or tried to go to. And that included your personal phone if you were dumb enough to attach to the company wifi. By the way, some of you are freaks.
Thank you for reminding me why it is important not to work for other people.

The Man sucks!

A great movie/story plot could center around an IT guy blackmailing some poor orphanbbwmilfs.com subscriber at his company.
 
Thank you for reminding me why it is important not to work for other people.

The Man sucks!

A great movie/story plot could center around an IT guy blackmailing some poor orphanbbwmilfs.com subscriber at his company.

The highlight of the morning was when the daily Cisco report showed up in my inbox precisely at 8 AM. My sysadmin got it too. We'd have some coffee and laugh about it. "Did you see where BradStevens went to yesterday? HAHAHAHAHA!" We rarely used this info for anything, unless a dept manager had questions about someone's activities. There were a couple of guys that we said something to as it was way out of hand. Even then we'd just say, "Hey man, just so you know, all of your traffic gets logged. We can tell if you're 'wasting time.'" They'd get it right away.

I had this chat with the supervisor in receiving once. After that he'd bring up every package to my office personally. I never again had to make the trek down there to get my deliveries.
 
Could you track all my website visits, even if on incognito mode????

No No No GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy
In your will, have you identified exactly who will clear your browser history upon your death?
 
The highlight of the morning was when the daily Cisco report showed up in my inbox precisely at 8 AM. My sysadmin got it too. We'd have some coffee and laugh about it. "Did you see where BradStevens went to yesterday? HAHAHAHAHA!" We rarely used this info for anything, unless a dept manager had questions about someone's activities. There were a couple of guys that we said something to as it was way out of hand. Even then we'd just say, "Hey man, just so you know, all of your traffic gets logged. We can tell if you're 'wasting time.'" They'd get it right away.

I had this chat with the supervisor in receiving once. After that he'd bring up every package to my office personally. I never again had to make the trek down there to get my deliveries.
Our company wifi won’t allow us to access pornhub.

Or so I’ve been told.
 
Dude. You don't put shit like that in your will. You have your closest friend, a true Bruh-a Sigma if you will, with whom you have made a pact. And of course I have that.
I’m not clearing it. I want people to be confused.

“On the one hand he’s trying to better understand the metaphors and symbolism of the cetology in Moby Dick and then he’s got some kind of fetish for slightly plump middle aged women”.

Survive in the mystery I say.
 
I’m not clearing it. I want people to be confused.

“On the one hand he’s trying to better understand the metaphors and symbolism of the cetology in Moby Dick and then he’s got some kind of fetish for slightly plump middle aged women”.

Survive in the mystery I say.
So you’re saying you want a swim suit pic?
 
Didn’t ask you . Once again, your obsession to responding to me is a little weird.
Doesn’t apply when you respond to my posts not directed at you? You and Mark show up a lot. The third of the three headed monster knows to stop.
 
Doesn’t apply when you respond to my posts not directed at you? You and Mark show up a lot. The third of the three headed monster knows to stop.
I deleted the bottom part, but it’s a little different when just responding to a post and responding with a personal remark.
 
I deleted the bottom part, but it’s a little different when just responding to a post and responding with a personal remark.
Zeke, you’re a lighting rod like me and a few others. I like most all your basketball posts and not so much your political posts.

Even if they piss me off I enjoy reading and responding to many of your partisan posts. Anytime I can gig you some I do just like you do to me.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Joe_Hoopsier
I find leaving work & coming home, changing clothes to be cathartic. I work from home occasionally but prefer to be in the office. People that say they get more done at home are full of it.😆

My office has been 100% remote since Covid and is unlikely to ever go back. Productivity is higher now than pre. Recruiting and retention is also much easier.

And not just me. My brother in law joined an insurance startup that was intentionally built as a fully remote business and is doing incredible. They've been able to poach talent nationwide that would have been unattainable in a traditional office setup.

Meanwhile my wife's legacy F50 company is hemorrhaging experienced people as they have to go into office 3 days/wk now. Even though all metrics in the firm showed they were as productive as ever when they were fully remote. Competitors are pulling in their people with fully remote offers... They just lost their latest person last week, 20 years of experience with the firm.

It doesn't work for all industries, but seems to only be micromanaging boomers/Gen x that have the biggest issue with it.
 
Dell told workers to classify themselves as hybrid workers or remote. If hybrid, they have to work out of an office 40 days per quarter. If remote, they forfeit promotions and getting hired into other Dell jobs.

1/2 chose remote.

It was believed Dell did this to trim their workforce without paying any severance. Dell really only has one set of offices, in Austin. Others are too small or don't exist. I know people that moved back to Austin because it really was the only choice.

Half forgoing promotion is a lot. I suspect many will go elsewhere over time. Apple is having similar issues with workers. It appears workers are still demanding more flexibility.


 
  • Haha
Reactions: mcmurtry66
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT