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She’s going to an Uber fancy restaurant with her bf and I think getting proposed to.
Ok. I’m on the same page now. Plan B. We need to find out when dinner is and go kick his ass. If I drive fast, I can make it by 9.
Drown yourself in bourbon and cougars.
And tell the cougars your name is DANC. You might not want any of them tracking you down.
What are you gonna do if she turns him down? She has lots of experience to conclude "no go", no?
You know her better than I do . . . but living together would be the exact scenario that should lead to "no go".
If she's gonna say "yes" it better be the former. This is a creature who'd wear shoes that hurt to look good.
Send your kid in to tell them you're going to jump off the Arch.
And you're just crashing the dinner uninvited? I'd make sure you get drunk beforehand.
Yeah, but I don't think the older one is her kid. I might need a syllabus by the time this is over. Or some Cliff Notes.
Correct. She abandoned both of us. Monkeybranched to the high school bf. Moved in with him 6 weeks after she left
I know. Doesn't matter. A hysterical 12yo should still be able to alter the plot line.
Let's make it easy: livestream it on the Cooler, please. I want first-person POV.
You need to stroll in there with a 25-year-old, smoking hot chick all over you. I think you can rent them by the hour.
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No nothin solved. I don’t want another one. I want this one. But now she’s soiled. It’s all awful
You're fvcked. Get a robot that looks like her and call it a day. Upside: it'll never age.
So she's lived with him for awhile and he waited this long for a proposal? If thats whats happening? How old is this ex?
I need to add here...If dude really was in love why weren't these types of dinners more frequent? I remember those days. We went out 2-3 times a week.
If nothing else, this thread should have shown you who really pays attention to your posts.
