Duh, I work in insurance/risk management.But you were parked, correct? That's a whole different ballgame.
Duh, I work in insurance/risk management.But you were parked, correct? That's a whole different ballgame.
Duh, I work in insurance/risk management.
Oh FFS. You're the guys that put Don't Drink This labels on the Lysol.Duh, I work in insurance/risk management.
Sigh….somebody has toOh FFS. You're the guys that put Don't Drink This labels on the Lysol.
Oh FFS. You're the guys that put Don't Drink This labels on the Lysol.
You can't link those words here. Try a TinyURL.Let’s get this thread back on the rails.
Boss:
The link works for me when I click on itYou can't link those words here. Try a TinyURL.
Probably because it's in your cache. But I see a bunch of **** where there was probably a cuss word, and the link doesn't work.The link works for me when I click on it
Okay, now that I got it to work, that was awesome. Here's a contribution:Let’s get this thread back on the rails.
Boss:
I figured this would speak to a large percentage of the posters here:
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My favorite is the "not for highway use" sticker on my wheelbarrow.Oh FFS. You're the guys that put Don't Drink This labels on the Lysol.
WellMy favorite is the "not for highway use" sticker on my wheelbarrow.
Massage guys aren’t on there either.Golf guys? Where do you think most insider trading happens?
My favorite is the "not for highway use" sticker on my wheelbarrow.
Massage guys aren’t on there either.
(I'm looking at you, Deshaun.)
Bout to get REAL expensive tooMassage guys aren’t on there either.
(I'm looking at you, Deshaun.)
The first comment on this video is classic:
Question: For the teams that get promoted, how many of their players are still on the team the following year? Don't they generally improve their squad significantly when they make the move? If so, it's a bit strange that some of these guys played their hearts out only to be shipped off to another team in their current division. Thanks for making us all that money, now get lost. It's like picking up your prom date in a limo, arriving at the dance, and promptly being dumped for the captain of the football team. (and no, I don't speak from personal experience - never went to a prom)I've posted this elsewhere before.
But.
Probably the greatest and most impactful ending to a soccer match outside of a major competition. To set the stage, this is the playoff in the English Championship (one level below the top flight Premier League). Promotion/Relegation used to be "if you finish in the top three you move up and in the bottom three you move down". But for EXCITEMENT!!!!! the English Football Assoc. changed it to a playoff system for the four teams #'s 3-6 in the final standings to play for the final promotion slot. The financial consequences of each are enormous especially for clubs the size of Watford and Leicester City (10's of millions of dollars). They can't compete with the larger clubs in England without this money.
It's got everything....bad calls, drama, insanity, people taking their shirts off, pandemonium.
Enjoy.
PS. Don't worry, Leicester ended up doing OK a few years later.
I've posted this elsewhere before.
But.
Probably the greatest and most impactful ending to a soccer match outside of a major competition. To set the stage, this is the playoff in the English Championship (one level below the top flight Premier League). Promotion/Relegation used to be "if you finish in the top three you move up and in the bottom three you move down". But for EXCITEMENT!!!!! the English Football Assoc. changed it to a playoff system for the four teams #'s 3-6 in the final standings to play for the final promotion slot. The financial consequences of each are enormous especially for clubs the size of Watford and Leicester City (10's of millions of dollars). They can't compete with the larger clubs in England without this money.
It's got everything....bad calls, drama, insanity, people taking their shirts off, pandemonium.
Enjoy.
PS. Don't worry, Leicester ended up doing OK a few years later.
Yeah it can be rough for the more journeyman type players that hit a ceiling in the Championship. However, a ton of great players come from the Championship and often, b/c of the finances, end up playing in the Premier League (even in a reserve role) and getting a chance they may never have gotten.Question: For the teams that get promoted, how many of their players are still on the team the following year? Don't they generally improve their squad significantly when they make the move? If so, it's a bit strange that some of these guys played their hearts out only to be shipped off to another team in their current division. Thanks for making us all that money, now get lost. It's like picking up your prom date in a limo, arriving at the dance, and promptly being dumped for the captain of the football team. (and no, I don't speak from personal experience - never went to a prom)
I'm sure the locker room scenes were bonkers.I thought he was going to take off his shorts he was so excited
You know when teams get relegated they get parachute payments from the premier league for what I think is 3 years. It's like 55% the first year and goes down from there. That's why you see a lot of yo yo teamsQuestion: For the teams that get promoted, how many of their players are still on the team the following year? Don't they generally improve their squad significantly when they make the move? If so, it's a bit strange that some of these guys played their hearts out only to be shipped off to another team in their current division. Thanks for making us all that money, now get lost. It's like picking up your prom date in a limo, arriving at the dance, and promptly being dumped for the captain of the football team. (and no, I don't speak from personal experience - never went to a prom)
I didn't go because my girlfriend Lafawnduh was too old to attend.PS. no shame on the no prom thing. I wear the badge as well.
I went stag.I didn't go because my girlfriend Lafawnduh was too old to attend.![]()
Did you get any action from a disgruntled prom princess?I went stag.
BlistersDid you get any action from a disgruntled prom princess?
It's bullshit how quickly kids can solve Rubiks cubes these days. My kid is now obsessed with it and can do a standard 3 by 3 in under 1.5 minutes. I used to spend hours upon hours trying to get two sides at once. Now they have algorithms they find on YouTube. I remind my kid he's cheating every time.
Yes, everyday. It's called growth. If you don't do it, who will?It's bullshit how quickly kids can solve Rubiks cubes these days. My kid is now obsessed with it and can do a standard 3 by 3 in under 1.5 minutes. I used to spend hours upon hours trying to get two sides at once. Now they have algorithms they find on YouTube. I remind my kid he's cheating every time.
Fathers are supposed to downplay their son's accomplishments, right? Right?
Give me 20 minutes and I can usually get one side.It's bullshit how quickly kids can solve Rubiks cubes these days. My kid is now obsessed with it and can do a standard 3 by 3 in under 1.5 minutes. I used to spend hours upon hours trying to get two sides at once. Now they have algorithms they find on YouTube. I remind my kid he's cheating every time.
Fathers are supposed to downplay their son's accomplishments, right? Right?
The cheap ones just have colored stickers on each part of the cube, so with a good heat gun, you can get 'er done in about a minute and a half. They say.Give me 20 minutes and I can usually get one side.
Or, give me a screwdriver and I can do the whole thing in 3 minutes.
It's bullshit how quickly kids can solve Rubiks cubes these days. My kid is now obsessed with it and can do a standard 3 by 3 in under 1.5 minutes. I used to spend hours upon hours trying to get two sides at once. Now they have algorithms they find on YouTube. I remind my kid he's cheating every time.
Fathers are supposed to downplay their son's accomplishments, right? Right?
I love your gifs. where do you get them and how do you add them to a message? Help a Gen Xer out.I cheated to get one of my kids cubes back to normal.
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