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Oh man Tyson vs Jake Paul in July

That's on a power play, bruh.

My kid's last team played grunt hockey. Not too many skilled stick and puck handlers, so they dumped it most of the time, chased, and battled in the corners. Lots of physicality, lots of goals scored on happenstance pucks getting in front of the net and someone deflecting it in. My kid is small and slow but he battles and plays smart.

His new team is way more finesse. Few of them battle, fewer hit. If they aren't trying to score on a breakaway or breakout, it's almost like they don't care and won't rush to get into the offensive zone and just grind. I didn't realize how much there is to appreciate with the other version of hockey.

Sunday, though, some kid finally sent it in along the boards from the opposite side of my kid and he was ready. Skated down, got the puck coming around the corner and made the defenseman commit. As soon as he started skating at him, he made a quick pass to the goal and miracle of all miracles, a kid was skating to the goal, received the pass, and chipped it by the goalie. Beautiful stuff. Just hope the coach starts getting on these kids about how to play.

I've joked about this, but I do know a little bit about hockey.

My little cousin is a goalie in college. My best friend won state when we were in high school twice. My daughters boyfriend plays. I'm around the game some.

There are so many different ways to play the game. Dump and chase, give and go, press, ect. Defense, man if your not on a penalty, a box if you are or triangle if you have two in the box. The game is so much more complex then what people think that are casual viewers.

Pretty exciting stuff when you start to understand it.
 
I've joked about this, but I do know a little bit about hockey.

My little cousin is a goalie in college. My best friend won state when we were in high school twice. My daughters boyfriend plays. I'm around the game some.

There are so many different ways to play the game. Dump and chase, give and go, press, ect. Defense, man if your not on a penalty, a box if you are or triangle if you have two in the box. The game is so much more complex then what people think that are casual viewers.

Pretty exciting stuff when you start to understand it.
It’s big here. The cost of gear is insane.
 
It’s big here. The cost of gear is insane.

Your not kidding.

My other cousin (I've got a few) has two kids in travel hockey. He drives for UPS full time but has to work a second job because for each kid, it's like 4k each per season, not including any new gear they may need.
 
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Your not kidding.

My other cousin (I've got a few) has two kids in travel hockey. He drives for UPS full time but has to work a second job because for each kid, it's like 4k each per season, not including any new gear they may need.
All the youth sports are insane. Full in with travel etc for the upper club soccer teams you’re at almost $15k a year
 
Your not kidding.

My other cousin (I've got a few) has two kids in travel hockey. He drives for UPS full time but has to work a second job because for each kid, it's like 4k each per season, not including any new gear they may need.
I’ll add that I’m not sure what the parents think they’ll get out of it. They aren’t all going D1 much less pro. The travel is a scam. In a big city there’s more than enough teams in a region.
 
I’ll add that I’m not sure what the parents think they’ll get out of it. They aren’t all going D1 much less pro. The travel is a scam. In a big city there’s more than enough teams in a region.

Exposure.

My little cousin is on a hockey scholarship (it's not full, partial), partly because of what he did with travel.
 
Your not kidding.

My other cousin (I've got a few) has two kids in travel hockey. He drives for UPS full time but has to work a second job because for each kid, it's like 4k each per season, not including any new gear they may need.


@BradStevens @Noodle @CO. Hoosier so in another thread i showed that the average nhl team scores 3.1 goals per game. i also showed that you can basically pen a goal a game in with my plan catching the other team on line changes alone. so now i only need to come up with 2 goals a game. basically nothing with my great players on the ice 20x longer than the opposition. are there players who can do it LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
@BradStevens @Noodle @CO. Hoosier so in another thread i showed that the average nhl team scores 3.1 goals per game. i also showed that you can basically pen a goal a game in with my plan catching the other team on line changes alone. so now i only need to come up with 2 goals a game. basically nothing with my great players on the ice 20x longer than the opposition. are there players who can do it LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You'd be the coach against the team that only wanted to shoot the 3 ball.

 
You'd be the coach against the team that only wanted to shoot the 3 ball.

Ha! Are they the ones who sub 5 at a time too?
 
You'd be the coach against the team that only wanted to shoot the 3 ball.

And fwiw. Don’t sleep on the athletics at Emmaus Bible College
 
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You'd be the coach against the team that only wanted to shoot the 3 ball.


Unrelated, but I recall some time back there was a HS football coach who made a name for himself by never punting, never kicking FGs, and never kicking PATs. His record was astounding.
 
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Tyson could have done the funniest shit ever
 
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