Jared’s had his sights on Gaza for years.
But why stop there? Ukraine and Syria are ripe for the picking. Some deal-making with Putin could get it done. Trump’s already expressed interest in acquiring Ukraine’s rare earth elements. If Ukraine becomes part of the US, they’re his! And he needs to reconsider his plan to pull troops out of Syria. We should be increasing our presence there. The land along the Mediterranean has great value. Think of the resort development potential, and also of course in the portion of Ukraine that borders the Black Sea. Finally, the first letter in “Ukraine” and the first letter in “Syria,” taken together, spell “US.” It’s meant to be!
One final idea. Bermuda. It’s only 650 miles off the east coast. It could become part of North Carolina or established as a new state. It’s stunningly beautiful but, most importantly, it’s a perfect location for the Trump Anti-Hurricane Nuclear Facility.