JFK files tomorrow

[Univee2]

If we’re just going to f around take every resource we have and scour the pacific nw and let’s either find a Bigfoot, capture it, or put it to rest

Bigfoot is gone. He’s with Kamala, and no one has seen either for months.

 

[crazed_hoosier2]

Doesn’t anybody think it’s illegal that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Hey…you stole that from Steven Wright.

That’s OK. If you’re going to steal offbeat one-liners from anybody, he’s the one to steal them from!

 

[mcmurtry66]

Hey…you stole that from Steven Wright.

That’s OK. If you’re going to steal offbeat one-liners from anybody, he’s the one to steal them from!

That’s a blast from the past

 

[crazed_hoosier2]

That’s a blast from the past

He’s got too many great ones to list.

One of my favorites:

My friend has a trophy wife.

But apparently, she wasn’t first place.

 

[Univee2]

Hey…you stole that from Steven Wright.

That’s OK. If you’re going to steal offbeat one-liners from anybody, he’s the one to steal them from!

Guilty as charged. I’ve now been scared half to death twice by such charges. Why am I not dead?

 

[Univee2]

He’s got too many great ones to list.

One of my favorites:

How about the restaurant that advertises “breakfast at any time?”

Can I get bacon and eggs during the Renaissance?

 

[mcmurtry66]

He’s got too many great ones to list.

One of my favorites:

In that deadpan mumble looking down 🤣

 

[mcmurtry66]

Heresy!!! VINCENT ‘EFFIN PRICE!!!!

 

[Mark Milton]

So how did you like the Chocolat Expo?

 

[mattndallas]

How about the restaurant that advertises “breakfast at any time?”

Can I get bacon and eggs during the Renaissance?