the proper play is:
- take your tesla,
- park it in a blue city,
- set up surveillance,
- hire a lawyer
- then wait for the payday
there appears to be no shortage of deranged idiots out there
Just don't do what I did...
I built a cardboard and foil (backed by styrofoam) Tesla Truck mock up that fit perfectly over my existing vehicle and then added the perfect snare trap to it...
I constructed what I call my Trip'n'Snag device that consists of photovoltaic activated spring loaded L shaped trip bars (front and rear) along with spring loaded nets on each side of the roof (same activation trigger)..., and added hi-res game cameras all around the area...
Worked like a charm, I have great video of a young male shitlib antifa wannabe hopping out of his car and attempting to vandilize my pseudo-Tesla with the chisel end of a pry bar...
The look on his face when he realized he was destroying cardboard backed foil was priceless... Even more gratifying was watching him be taken down by my Trip'n' Snare device; which looked Really painful when he managed to do a double face plant on the concrete driveway (once when tripped by the L shaped devices and second when he was fighting to escape from the netting snare...)..
The only problem was he had a pal in his car videotape the whole thing and now his ultra left lawyer is threatening to sue me for more than what my property is worth... 🙉
Turns out I should have researched Indiana state law first... 🙈😞
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My only recourse will be to see what I can get monetarily for my video clips and settle...
Glad I didn't go with my original instincts and just run a 220 line to door handle... (Would have made for some Great TV though⚡️ 😉⚡️)
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