Irish Lion Closing?
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From my days back in the Ambulance, the "figthing" drunks were easy.
The "lover" drunks, were like an octopus. A rotating hot mess of teenage girl hormones, mixed with Kentucky leg hound that someone slipped a little blue pill to.
Those got 12ga needles for their IV's. 8ga if we could find one.
ummmm...
Please sir, I will be my own judge of that. thank you vary much. I'm not so sure of that just yet.
Who remembers the Bob & Tom bit from the mid 90’s when they had a drunk woman talking about Dale Davis’s huge schlong?
Tell that mfer we have a rivals board posting the place went down the shitter. Food sucks. Shitty atmosphere. No one is paying anything for usage and in fact that DEVALUED IP will be used as bargaining point one to lower the price on that what ought to be condemned building per twenty’s crooked appraiser. Bitch
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Turnkey?? to a place that has had obvious 20% effort so they lost 80% of their business and brand worth.. They should be happy to have cooler dream team even considering it, since even Solid Waste wouldn't buy it.
They better rethink their value, they have no value proposition. Any purchase would be a good will effort only.
(guys, go close this deal !!!)
**** their IP. We’re calling it The Water Cooler. We’ll have a table in the back labeled The Biden Crime Family and another for Donald J. Trump. It’ll be awesome.
We’ve started drinking? I have meetings with Australia tonight.
TVs in the front tuned to MSNBC, in the back to Fox News, and upstairs it's dbm scrolling TwiX on the big screen open to close.
Or we'll have one of those stock price ribbon screens circling the place with dbm polling data updated by the minute.
And screw Fox. We need OAN.
All these New Yorker parents visiting etc. Does Indiana have anything it’s known for. Or Bloomington or even Indy? Stl thing is toasted ravs by way of example
Toasted ravioli or bangers lighting Rav4s on fire?
I don’t know. Is that it?
Anyone willing to wear a watercooler name tag with their handle gets the first drink free
Let's just get stoll to send us up some Amish. It'll be the only bar in the state with true Amish cooking. We'll find them a barn to sleep in as part of their pay and have a hitching post right outside the bar where they can tie up their horses.
Probably our only shot at a virgin too. Oh wait Kelly mcgillis had a kid
ummmm you don't know the Amish very well, do you.
What's the price?
Sounds to me like the owners want to start another Irish Lion in another location. That would be bad move, imo. Part of vibe is Kirkwood and next to the Crazy Horse and around the corner to Janko's or downtown. Unless they're planning on another location on or around the square.
Yeah they have that year where they wreck themselves. Rumchata or whatever. I did that year for five
Tell me that wouldn't be the most happening place in B-town!
Get the ones on their Rumspringa. It's the one time in their life they can sin like crazy and get it out of their system.
Nick's used to have excellent ones, but I've been gone too long. I'm sure some of the locals here would know. I think The Office used to have good ones, if it's still there.
"The Hoosier" in Ellettsville used to have decent ones. I haven't had one in years though. Hell I don't even know if The Hoosier is still there. It had a total different vibe after Dan sold it. Kinda like a nursing home vibe.
Not bad. Another suitable name besides The Water Cooler then can be The Orange Triangle.
She had a kid and a billion calories.
I’ll hold open-mike night for poets and performance artists.
