At least $200 in ones. The third world ain't got change...
Hookers don't either
At least $200 in ones. The third world ain't got change...
Is 'technically aware of the presence" anything like the 'mostly peaceful' riots in the Summer of Love?Awareness is a continuum. Technically, she's aware of the presence of all 3.
Sell some guns to come up with $100k. Damn Hooky. How many guns you got!I could empty out my online gambling accounts, my fun times & toys slush fund, and sell some guns to come up with 100K or so, but then I'd have to explain it to the wife. Not sure that's the play at this point in my life.
I could see that argument being made. However, if I pulled it out to buy into the Irish Loin, the "mostly peaceful" part of the argument would no longer hold water. A scorched earth policy would be instigated against my inferior forces.Is 'technically aware of the presence" anything like the 'mostly peaceful' riots in the Summer of Love?
You’d have a place to go tho. Don’t discount thatI could see that argument being made. However, if I pulled it out to buy into the Irish Loin, the "mostly peaceful" part of the argument would no longer hold water. A scorched earth policy would be instigated against my inferior forces.
I’m thinking a stack of high society might be more appropriate. 1k ain’t much.To clarify for Brad, since he's a big city attorney, that grand needs to be in small bills. No c-notes, no $50s and only about $100 of it in $20s.
Just a couple of old shotguns. Most of that 100k would come from DraftKings and FanDuel. The AOTF Douchebag Fantasy Golf League has been pretty good to me, and you can win steady money taking the over on Haliburton's assists. It's seasonal, but it's mostly honest work.Sell some guns to come up with $100k. Damn Hooky. How many guns you got!
It is where we're going, Gringo.I’m thinking a stack of high society might be more appropriate. 1k ain’t much.
Clearly I’ve been hanging out on the wrong board.Just a couple of old shotguns. Most of that 100k would come from DraftKings and FanDuel. The AOTF Douchebag Fantasy Golf League has been pretty good to me, and you can win steady money taking the over on Haliburton's assists. It's seasonal, but it's mostly honest work.
Jump in!Clearly I’ve been hanging out on the wrong board.
Will @Eppy99 give me his picks? Where is eppy , anyway?Jump in!
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Eppy hasn't played for a long while and I haven't seen him post here for even longer. I hope he's doing OK with all the changes going on in his life and that his daughter is making progress.Will @Eppy99 give me his picks? Where is eppy , anyway?
Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good thingsEppy hasn't played for a long while and I haven't seen him post here for even longer. I hope he's doing OK with all the changes going on in his life and that his daughter is making progress.
Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
Spring heat is always a fun time.Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
Hormones. Lots and lots of hormones. Good luck. Helpful hint: do NOT ask are you on your period every time she gets upset. Even if you know she is. That drove me insane when my dad did that.Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
1k gets you to the 10k in small bills you have in safe deposit box, preferably more than 500 miles away.I’m thinking a stack of high society might be more appropriate. 1k ain’t much.
How often do you think I’ll punch you at the Irish lion?Spring heat is always a fun time.
Okay notedHormones. Lots and lots of hormones. Good luck. Helpful hint: do NOT ask are you on your period every time she gets upset. Even if you know she is. That drove me insane when my dad did that.
Was she at your house of the ex wife’s? I hope she was at your house.Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
Mine. She didn’t tell me. Her mom told me.Was she at your house of the ex wife’s? I hope she was at your house.
I’m assuming her mother prepared her for this eventuality.Mine. She didn’t tell me. Her mom told me.
Yeah and apparently her best bud had pads here for her in her room. MercyI’m assuming her mother prepared her for this eventuality.
I have a story that’s too long for right now that I’ll share at some point. Hilarity ensued.
At least she was prepared.Yeah and apparently her best bud had pads here for her in her room. Mercy
Fing hellAt least she was prepared.
For your sake.
You’re ****ed.Definitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
I'm preparing a board presentation for a client who is re-platforming their eCommerce solution. I reviewed it yesterday with the president, and he said he'd get back to me with some minor changes. Today, I'm removing all references to technology, including any terms related to online ordering that would not be understood by one board member in particular who has never used the internet. This person only knows that their customers order through their computer and the result is tens of millions in profit.I don’t know where to put this but I’m currently on a call where somebody is arguing for a “formatting committee”. Literally a committee to determine how we format the already incredibly restrictive process for making incredibly minor process changes.
She said these would be type A people. And I replied that they would actually just be pedants.
Apparently we’ve moved on.
Sounds like any presentation to Congress at this point.I'm preparing a board presentation for a client who is re-platforming their eCommerce solution. I reviewed it yesterday with the president, and he said he'd get back to me with some minor changes. Today, I'm removing all references to technology, including any terms related to online ordering that would not be understood by one board member in particular who has never used the internet. This person only knows that their customers order through their computer and the result is tens of millions in profit.
"Scalable" is now "supporting both planned and unplanned robust growth opportunities"
"User Acceptance Testing (UAT) prior to go-live" is now "Giving the staff of ABC the ability to ensure that the computer systems function to specifications before turning it on"
FML
Until recently, many folks I work with assume scalable means using Smartsheet."Scalable" is now "supporting both planned and unplanned robust growth opportunities"
All I could think about was what that board meeting must be like and how old they must be. Family owned business with the 3rd generation now involved. I guess this person has been on the board for over 40 years, but isn't family. The dynamics must be wild. I picture Uncle Lewis.Sounds like any presentation to Congress at this point.
This is the last year I won't have to be involved in teh board presenations. My boss is retiring and I'll be on the hook next year..
I'm only looking forward to it b/c my arrogance needs sated from time to time.
It's actually not that bad. We're a wholly owned subsidiary of a larger company. They're the board. There's a lot of crossover in the C-Suites though. We make up a pretty large portion of their overall revenue so we're (mostly) left alone.All I could think about was what that board meeting must be like and how old they must be. Family owned business with the 3rd generation now involved. I guess this person has been on the board for over 40 years, but isn't family. The dynamics must be wild. I picture Uncle Lewis.
Just keep this in mind when you’re presenting to the Dunces/Fools LLC. I don’t speak computer people.It's actually not that bad. We're a wholly owned subsidiary of a larger company. They're the board. There's a lot of crossover in the C-Suites though. We make up a pretty large portion of their overall revenue so we're (mostly) left alone.
No problem, Lewis. How's Bethany?Just keep this in mind when you’re presenting to the Dunces/Fools LLC. I don’t speak computer people.
I used to ask wife #2 that, even though I knew she wasn’t. I just did it so I had excuse to go see my buddies with her permission.Hormones. Lots and lots of hormones. Good luck. Helpful hint: do NOT ask are you on your period every time she gets upset. Even if you know she is. That drove me insane when my dad did that.
But how are the women?Seems to me Indiana just sucks for food. I’d say the same for Missouri
Damnnnnnnn. She. Is. Not. Fing. Arounddddddd. 25. Colombian. Mba from Tulane at 22. D1 swimmer. Bro swam in the Olympics.
You poor bastardDefinitely re eppy. Hopefully his absence reflects good things
My daughter got her period this morning. Not sure what kind of crazy comes with that
Better hit up my Ex. She has my excess big bucks. 😂I should have included @stollcpa He's got the big bucks and he is the Dream Team's CFO.