So I live between a gay guy and his mother on one side and an elderly Mexican and his son on the other. We all wait each other out on mowing our grass. I had plans to deal with it this weekend but it rained on and off for the whole time. No problem, gay guy and Mexicans didn't mow theirs either...
Until this evening, Mexican guy breaks his mower out and gets going trying to get done before dark. "Fvck", I mumble to myself, I don't know if I can deal with this heat tomorrow. Next thing I know, there's a knock on the door. It's Pedro. "Mr. Mark, I mow your grass --- $100. No, no, I keed. I do it for free". "No", I say, "you don't have to do that. I'll take care of it." "It too hot tomorrow and next day for you, I do it right now." I shrug and say "Okay, if you really want to" and go to wind up the hose and move a few things out of the way. He just finished up, just at sunset.
Gay guy is gonna be pissed.