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I Hit the Hot Nurse Jackpot
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When I was in the hospital in Tampa my brother took to hitting on all of the nurses I had. One was pretty good looking, and they hit it off. Turns out this girl had a long term boyfriend and her nursing friends caught wind of it, and after that my brother had no more luck with any of the nurses. I was so out of it that I let this girl shave half my face so that they could have some fun, but when you're on tons of strong IV painkillers, you'll roll with just about anything.
there's no way to do it without being creepy. Its already bad enough I'm the only one in the waiting room that brought a phone charger and on top of that my injury (slipped disc) isn't even visible
I got a shot in the arm to reduce the swelling and numb the pain. And they prescribed me Steroids and Vicodin for the road ahead. So I got that goin for me, which is nice.
This post is an egregious violation.
You know it. I know it.
Post pics, else it didn't happen.
You should check in to the ER and never check out...I keep checking back, hoping for women in uniform...
I had a dude Doctor tell me "don't forget your sack on your way out" after my vasectomy. Not cool. He was referring to my information packet/jizz cups that were in a sack. Still...not cool.
Did the blue pill last longer than 4 hours? Maybe your nurse friends could help you with that.
Had a hot young nurse do the ultrasound on my nuts looking for irregularities, that cream was cold...
No, but remember if your 45 you shouldn't be doing the 30" box jumps. Ripped a hole in my shin. Chicks dig scars.
@Ashcal40 @MTIOTF @Stunnedmonkey @IUecho87
I had my microdiscectomy Tuesday: L4/L5 & L5/S1. It took less than 2 hours and I was wheeled home by noon. general soreness wore off within a couple days; the majority of the pain now stems from the scar tissue healing. The directions are:
- no driving for a week
- no lifting objects >10lbs within first month
- no lifting objects >20lbs for 2 months
- minimal bending and twisting
I 'fine' given these Rx mixed w/booze. It's probably a good thing I can't drive because who knows how much Powerball money I'd be spending right now
I had my microdiscectomy Tuesday: L4/L5 & L5/S1. It took less than 2 hours and I was wheeled home by noon. general soreness wore off within a couple days; the majority of the pain now stems from the scar tissue healing. The directions are:
- no driving for a week
- no lifting objects >10lbs within first month
- no lifting objects >20lbs for 2 months
- minimal bending and twisting
I 'fine' given these Rx mixed w/booze. It's probably a good thing I can't drive because who knows how much Powerball money I'd be spending right now
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