Tons of good lines in The Natural that I still use everyday...
When some douche in your golf group is ****ing around texting or emailing while you're sitting there in your cart:
When someone complains that the course, field, or hell, anything is "too wet":
When my wife asks me why I didn't commit to physical exertion to complete one of her tasks:
When your old man has you down 4 bets, you press, then stake one on hole #17, and immediately "hammer":
When your kid gets greedy trying for an Olympico on a corner and puts it in the side of the net:
The possibilities are endless. The gift that keeps on giving. 😄