Greta Thunberg

[Marvin the Martian]

I wouldn’t fvck her with a stolen dick…

Do you aren't denying you would with your own? 😅

 

[dbmhoosier]

So she fixed “Climate Change?”

Never existed.

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

I wonder if we can do a word count. Among non-US world leaders (i.e., presidents and prime ministers), probably only Putin is mentioned more often than Thunberg. In the corporate titan world, Musk and Soros. Of course, both are American billionaires heavily involved in politics. So why does she get so much attention being a 22-year-old Swede without a jump shot, a high office, or a billion dollars? The logical explanation is that conservatives find her hot.

They think MTG and Boebert are hot, so...

 

[mcmurtry66]

They think MTG and Boebert are hot, so...

you don't think smoking between cars in a walmart parking lot is hot?

 

[dbmhoosier]

you don't think smoking between cars in a walmart parking lot is hot?

Take her to the theater.

 

[mcmurtry66]

They think MTG and Boebert are hot, so...

Walmart Dreams

I saw you in the parking lot of the Logan Walmart on Tuesday. Around 2ish.
You: hiding between two cars with a heater in your mouth. Grey summer dress. Barefoot.
Me: pushing a cart full of great value rootbeer, funions, and a 26 inch tv. I was also barefoot with a heater in my mouth.

Was the man in black your boyfriend?

It didn't stop you from catching my eye and smiling at me.

Got to thinking about you and had to reach out. If you see this, you know where to find me

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

Even anal...?

Be honest..

 

[Bulk VanderHuge]

Be honest..

 

[All4You]

They think MTG and Boebert are hot, so...

I reckon I would consider a roll in the hay with ole MTG, but only with the right music to set the mood...

 

[BradStevens]

Walmart Dreams

I saw you in the parking lot of the Logan Walmart on Tuesday. Around 2ish.
You: hiding between two cars with a heater in your mouth. Grey summer dress. Barefoot.
Me: pushing a cart full of great value rootbeer, funions, and a 26 inch tv. I was also barefoot with a heater in my mouth.

Was the man in black your boyfriend?

It didn't stop you from catching my eye and smiling at me.

Got to thinking about you and had to reach out. If you see this, you know where to find me

This deserves a nomination for something.

All these gems will be lost on June 30th.

 

[UncleMark]

I think Conservatives initially took issue with the fact that we were allowing an autistic Swedish teenager to dictate global industrial and climate policy.

Damn, I didn't realize she wielded that much power.