Greenland is ready to talk
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That might end the Royal line for you. You need to apply for Court Jester now, before it’s too late.
Yep, I sure do.
My 1st ex wife is coming over for breakfast tomorrow....... And she asked "am I staying all day"?
or grass, Nobody rides for free !
I can't believe how I fvcked that up. Sheesh.
I simply thought that you were setting up the punchline. Tis all good Brother!
Welp, she came over. Within 10 minutes she said, "We need to talk and you need to answer honestly"....
I mummered "FVCK".
My first 16 yrs of marriage flashed before my eyes in a split second.
You are kinder than I would be. If my wife and I divorced I would never have her over for breakfast. But then again if you have smaller kids then I get it. All my kids are grown. My wife and I have said before that if we split up it ain't gonna be amicable. It means we can't stand one another and will only be near one another when we absolutely have to.
Anyone ever gave two house to the same woman, other than me of course, I mean. I already know how this plays out.
My minion and I went out to dinner last night. Finally a hot waitress. Solid 8. Loved my minion. Flirting with his dad. Well well well. What do we have here. You boys leave mom at home? Nah we’re bachelors. Let the dance begin. His mom and I aren’t together blah blah. Her age? 29. Ohhhhh right down the middle. Bachelorette. Are you now. Well I’ll tell you he’s on good behavior because he’s got that big milkshake!!! Hahaha. Trust me I know. I have one that age too. Ewww. Strike one. Oh yeah. That age is a handful. Trust me it gets better. I have one 7 and 9 too. Wa wa waaaaaa. 29 and 3 kids. Come on.
@Joe_Hoopsier Stay single kings!!!
Hook up and in three years her 9 year old could help babysit. Gotta play the long game.
More like buy me a mommy makeover so I can get rid of your old ass. Face was gorgeous and I guarantee you wrecked under that outfit
That means you get to hit it raw. No way that ends badly.
I see signs of you FINALLY ................... picking up the signs. Growth is important!
#singlelikeabitchwith5kids!
Ha....there is a guy in my neighborhood in his mid 40s. Pretty cool guy who does well for himself. When he moved in one of the first things everyone noticed is his incredibly hot who-we-thought-was-his wife. For what it's worth, she's fairly nice and sweet. BUT - they're not married, she's in her late 20s and none of the kids that live with them are theirs together. Last summer she got a tattoo on her shoulder. It's a silhouette based on a photo of them hugging. Her social media is a mix of taking the kids to sporting events and way too many pictures of her and her guy with a song quote that amounts to them against the world and how she wouldn't want to go through life with anyone else.
There isn't a guy in my neighborhood who hasn't said or thought something about how hot she is, but every guy also is well aware that if things ever go south the crazy/hot matrix will go into effect and something dramatic will happen like his new pick-up will probably be torched and blown up in their driveway. Probably use his expensive bourbon collection to light the fire. It's probably only a matter of time....
They are super nice - I like them both - but man, it's like we're all in a drone watching a car careen toward a cliff.
that is fing hilarious! she probably has a hot friend out there for you to goof around with too. but remember: stay single kings! so my hood is notorious for divorced families. it's almost pathetic. like everyone at the grade school when my daughter was in grade school. and there's a group of divorced dads that i absolutely love. like you couldn't find a funnier better crew. as close to a richard ford novel as imaginable. the one started dating a chick like that and she was a member at this spa where she was getting massages. so she told him he should get a membership. it was something like 12 massages. anyway they split for a bit. she starts seeing someone briefly and he carries on as a king. but he keeps getting massages. after like the 10th time the massage therapist asks him if he wants a hand job. he said he was never so flustered in his life but agreed.
fast forward a month or two he gets back together with that chick. they're out to dinner and she mentions the spa. he goes ha funny thing about that place. and told her what happened. your crazy/hot matrix - she loses her shit. breaks up with him and starts going around telling everyone what he did. she even called his mom and told her! and she's like some dept chair at wash u lol. posted it on facebook with a picture of the spa and him what he does there
as always. stay single kings
oh man - there are a plenty on facebook, but I can't do that to them.
i used to think that was a sign that the relationship is fake and she's unhappy but now i'm starting to thing that's actually a sign that things are going well. that no posts is when things are bad
we should get rid of politics on the board
just soccer, fashion, dating, sports, tv
Oh man - that's insane. Crazy that she tried to publicly shame him, but long-term maybe not ending up with that woman was the best. There are a handful of guys I know who are single and every so often we get together to swap stories. We're due for another happy hour/meet up soon. Hopefully some good stories come from that.that is fing hilarious! she probably has a hot friend out there for you to goof around with too. but remember: stay single kings! so my hood is notorious for divorced families. it's almost pathetic. like everyone at the grade school when my daughter was in grade school. and there's a group of divorced dads that i absolutely love. like you couldn't find a funnier better crew. as close to a richard ford novel as imaginable. the one started dating a chick like that and she was a member at this spa where she was getting massages. so she told him he should get a membership. it was something like 12 massages. anyway they split for a bit. she starts seeing someone briefly and he carries on as a king. but he keeps getting massages. after like the 10th time the massage therapist asks him if he wants a hand job. he said he was never so flustered in his life but agreed.
fast forward a month or two he gets back together with that chick. they're out to dinner and she mentions the spa. he goes ha funny thing about that place. and told her what happened. your crazy/hot matrix - she loses her shit. breaks up with him and starts going around telling everyone what he did. she even called his mom and told her! and she's like some dept chair at wash u lol. posted it on facebook with a picture of the spa and him what he does there
as always. stay single kings
it's crazy. my exes live in communities just 5 miles from me and they are like mayberry. no one is divorced. schools where i am parenting fights at exchanges at the school, dads rolling in with new gfs, "i'm at my dads this weekend" a constant from the mouths of kids. strange
Yeah, for all I know they're the happiest couple in the neighborhood. I just know what me and my goofball guy friends guess about them.
