Greenland is ready to talk
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That might end the Royal line for you. You need to apply for Court Jester now, before it’s too late.
Yep, I sure do.
My 1st ex wife is coming over for breakfast tomorrow....... And she asked "am I staying all day"?
I can't believe how I fvcked that up. Sheesh.
I simply thought that you were setting up the punchline. Tis all good Brother!
Welp, she came over. Within 10 minutes she said, "We need to talk and you need to answer honestly"....
I mummered "FVCK".
My first 16 yrs of marriage flashed before my eyes in a split second.
You are kinder than I would be. If my wife and I divorced I would never have her over for breakfast. But then again if you have smaller kids then I get it. All my kids are grown. My wife and I have said before that if we split up it ain't gonna be amicable. It means we can't stand one another and will only be near one another when we absolutely have to.
Anyone ever gave two house to the same woman, other than me of course, I mean. I already know how this plays out.
My minion and I went out to dinner last night. Finally a hot waitress. Solid 8. Loved my minion. Flirting with his dad. Well well well. What do we have here. You boys leave mom at home? Nah we’re bachelors. Let the dance begin. His mom and I aren’t together blah blah. Her age? 29. Ohhhhh right down the middle. Bachelorette. Are you now. Well I’ll tell you he’s on good behavior because he’s got that big milkshake!!! Hahaha. Trust me I know. I have one that age too. Ewww. Strike one. Oh yeah. That age is a handful. Trust me it gets better. I have one 7 and 9 too. Wa wa waaaaaa. 29 and 3 kids. Come on.
@Joe_Hoopsier Stay single kings!!!
Hook up and in three years her 9 year old could help babysit. Gotta play the long game.
More like buy me a mommy makeover so I can get rid of your old ass. Face was gorgeous and I guarantee you wrecked under that outfit
That means you get to hit it raw. No way that ends badly.
I see signs of you FINALLY ................... picking up the signs. Growth is important!
#singlelikeabitchwith5kids!
