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Evidently Tim Walz is every Democrat loons Daddy

Uncle Mark and I would eat like Kings in Martinsville. We'd take our leftovers over to the rats on White River, go watch a sprint race at Paragon, shroom it up and play 9 at Rolling Meadows, then get BJ's in the parking lot of Kenny's from hookers while doing bumps and doing high fives...he'd be back home by 10 pm.

You do know I put the battleaxe on a plane this morning? Let's do this. I think I have another sick day coming.
 
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Has Uncle Mark joined the doofuses and assholes club?
Completely.

Mark hates Trump at a medium level, but is nothing like you.

Mark is a shitlib we'd hang with. He might drift off to an occasional bongo session, talk about equality and shit. But he'd do some bumps and would be at Bluebird an hour later rocking and laughing about the possibility of Walz offering blowies for playing time.
 
You do know I put the battleaxe on a plane this morning? Let's do this. I think I have another sick day coming.
Shrooms, whiskey, hookers, bumps,...

Double back.

80 mph through backwoods. Let's go!!

I'll get my wife to video. Complete shitshow...me and Mark arguing politics while floating through Southern Indiana, stopping at pitstops doing bumps and pulls.

Uncle Mark - you in?
 
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Change the locks. Let her last memory of America be self help

Cut off your jeans and go crash with Joe. Walk gulf shores
Add Marv in the back seat:

the hangover singing GIF
 
Shrooms, whiskey, hookers, bumps,...

Double back.

80 mph through backwoods. Let's go!!

I'll get my wife to video. Complete shitshow...me and Mark arguing politics while floating through Southern Indiana, stopping at pitstops doing bumps and pulls.

Uncle Mark - you in?
Lemme clear it with the Big C... aw, fvckit, let's go. O'Reilly's is always hiring.
 
You can’t make this sh!t up. 😂😂😂
Trump makes up everything he says. His destitute moral and ethical characteristics created an environment where more liberal opposition could step in and win.
Anyone with a pulse knows you can't elect a narcissistic fascist liar as a President for peat sakes. Whatever happened to the Bob Doles?
 
Completely.

Mark hates Trump at a medium level, but is nothing like you.

Mark is a shitlib we'd hang with. He might drift off to an occasional bongo session, talk about equality and shit. But he'd do some bumps and would be at Bluebird an hour later rocking and laughing about the possibility of Walz offering blowies for playing time.
Mark’s my favorite shit lib as well. For the record Brad’s my favorite socialist and Lars is my favorite liberal. @Willdog7 is my ride or die homie.
 
Mark’s my favorite shit lib as well. For the record Brad’s my favorite socialist and Lars is my favorite liberal. @Willdog7 is my ride or die homie.

Just so I understand, what is the difference between a shitlib and a run-of-the-mill liberal?
 
That's not much of a thought. The MAGA culture is still a minority part of the party. Also, being a raging asshole 24/7/365 is part of that culture.
You’re way too soft to be a conservative. You’re a lib at this point. Own it.
 
Honestly, I meant to call Lars a Democrat, but f#cked up. Also, you got the shit lib label because Matt already called you it. I wanted to stay in flowfloMark
Mark is a MAGA these days compared to Aloha.

Mark acknowledges shitlibbery is gay, and just kinda turns his head and chuckles.

Aloha defends outrageous cocksucking simply because MAGA objects to it.

Aloha is more of a shitlib than Mark, and he doesn't even realize it.

Mark would go on a run with me to Fayetteville for gear.

Aloha would call the cops.
 
Mark is a shitlib we'd hang with. He might drift off to an occasional bongo session, talk about equality and shit
Listen, you want to go off on Mark and the other liberals on this board. Fine, knock yourself out.
But disparaging a good bongos solo?
I will not let that stand.

Jump to 4:30 and bathe in the glory. If that doesn't stir every patriotic bone in your body from your neck down to your loins knowing that America could produce such a holy congruence of percussion and reverberance that borders on the level of orgasmic, then you might as well just flat out admit that you are a closet commie and should book an immediate flight to the Sakha Republic, Russia.

I'll expect an apology by sun-up.

 
Listen, you want to go off on Mark and the other liberals on this board. Fine, knock yourself out.
But disparaging a good bongos solo?
I will not let that stand.

Jump to 4:30 and bathe in the glory. If that doesn't stir every patriotic bone in your body from your neck down to your loins knowing that America could produce such a holy congruence of percussion and reverberance that borders on the level of orgasmic, then you might as well just flat out admit that you are a closet commie and should book an immediate flight to the Sakha Republic, Russia.

I'll expect an apology by sun-up.

I don't want to work. I just want to bang on a drum all day.
 
Mark is a MAGA these days compared to Aloha.

Mark acknowledges shitlibbery is gay, and just kinda turns his head and chuckles.

Aloha defends outrageous cocksucking simply because MAGA objects to it.

Aloha is more of a shitlib than Mark, and he doesn't even realize it.

Mark would go on a run with me to Fayetteville for gear.

Aloha would call the cops.
You are an ankle biting little dude.
 
Could you please keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself. This weird infatuation y'all have with gay sex is a bit creepy.
Why do you think he's in Bloomington? Easier to find sub lib gay dudes that he can get powertrip blowies from. And he can also hang with fellow conservative closet gay dudes that like young men like one of our well known car dealers in town.
 
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