Dream Team Announcement

[mcmurtry66]

Xmas gift idea for wives and gfs. Perfume that smells like a dive bar

Miller High Life releases perfume that smells like a dive bar

(NEXSTAR) – If you’ve ever wondered how to describe the smell of your small local neighborhood bar, Miller High Life may have just provided that answer for you. The popular American lag…

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[mrhighlife]

You guys don't know how to drink beer. Especially my beer. Stick to your Cabernet and Zima candy asses. VBG 😉

 

[mcmurtry66]

You guys don't know how to drink beer. Especially my beer. Stick to your Cabernet and Zima candy asses. VBG 😉

Zima with a jolly rancher

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

I could build an Eiffel Tower with the empty High Life boxes strewn about my garage.

 

[BadWakeboarder]

I could build an Eiffel Tower with the empty High Life boxes strewn about my garage.

It is the champagne of beers.

 

[The Original Happy Goat]

It is the champagne of beers.

As long as you pronounce it sham-pag-nuh, yes.

 

[hookyIU1990]

As long as you pronounce it sham-pag-nuh, yes.

This concludes another episode of 'The Continental'

 

[twenty02]

Zima with a jolly rancher

 

[Noodle]

Secret video of Dream Team retreat leaked

 

[mattndallas]

The fact that Dream Team leadership hasn't yet secured funding, and nabbed this place for its world HQ's gives me pause.

https://crazyluxuryhomes.com/nascar-legend-tony-stewarts-30-million-columbus-indiana-ranch/

 

[hookyIU1990]

The fact that Dream Team leadership hasn't yet secured funding, and nabbed this place for its world HQ's gives me pause.

https://crazyluxuryhomes.com/nascar-legend-tony-stewarts-30-million-columbus-indiana-ranch/

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Looks like a BassPro store.

 

[Noodle]

Looks like a BassPro store.

Is there much of demand for a $30M home in Columbus, IN? Doesn't that kind of blow away the rule of never buying the most expensive house in the neighborhood?

 

[twenty02]

Is there much of demand for a $30M home in Columbus, IN? Doesn't that kind of blow away the rule of never buying the most expensive house in the neighborhood?

That's like Stephen Hilbert's mansion in Carmel. Spent $35m to build it. Conseco tried to sell it for 5 years, Forrest Lucas ended up buying it for $3m. Holding/maintenance cost on the place were estimated at $100k/mo

 

[hoot1]

That's like Stephen Hilbert's mansion in Carmel. Spent $35m to build it. Conseco tried to sell it for 5 years, Forrest Lucas ended up buying it for $3m. Holding/maintenance cost on the place were estimated at $100k/mo

A fraternity brother of mine who did some work for Hilbert invited me to a pool party at the Hilbert mansion. Don't think Hilbert was going to be attending.

After hearing about the security precautions involved, I declined the invitation. Besides that, didn't want to buy a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion.

 

[hookyIU1990]

That's like Stephen Hilbert's mansion in Carmel. Spent $35m to build it. Conseco tried to sell it for 5 years, Forrest Lucas ended up buying it for $3m. Holding/maintenance cost on the place were estimated at $100k/mo

Hilbert bought our company (and a few others) after he was forced out of Conseco. After we came on board as part of the integration process, he invited all of us to the house and gave us a tour. Nucking Futs.

The guard shack out front was 1600 sq ft. The larger pool house was the size of the house I was living in at the time.

 

[mcmurtry66]

A fraternity brother of mine who did some work for Hilbert invited me to a pool party at the Hilbert mansion. Don't think Hilbert was going to be attending.

After hearing about the security precautions involved, I declined the invitation. Besides that, didn't want to buy a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion.

#hootwhiteparty
#hootdiddy

Smart

 

[Noodle]

A fraternity brother of mine who did some work for Hilbert invited me to a pool party at the Hilbert mansion. Don't think Hilbert was going to be attending.

After hearing about the security precautions involved, I declined the invitation. Besides that, didn't want to buy a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion.

What would have been "a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion"? A Speedo? Something fancy?

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

Besides that, didn't want to buy a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion.

It's okay hoot, we know you only like to sport thong speedos

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

What would have been "a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion"? A Speedo? Something fancy?

I think hoot just means he typically is rocking a thong speedo and in this case, he would have needed to up his fabric

 

[BradStevens]

I think hoot just means he typically is rocking a thong speedo and in this case, he would have needed to up his fabric

Cashmere?

 

[hookyIU1990]

Cashmere?

 

[JamieDimonsBalls]

 

[Hoopsdoc1978]

Secret video of Dream Team retreat leaked

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Damn. Someone snuck a camera in. I knew putting Lucy in charge of security was a bad idea.

 

[BradStevens]

"An irresistible invitation to hard n' heavy action!"

 

[Mas-sa-suta]

A fraternity brother of mine who did some work for Hilbert invited me to a pool party at the Hilbert mansion. Don't think Hilbert was going to be attending.

After hearing about the security precautions involved, I declined the invitation. Besides that, didn't want to buy a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion.

Was this the place in Carmel purchased by Forrest Lucas?

 

[hookyIU1990]

"An irresistible invitation to hard n' heavy action!"

I came across a few of these ads and downloaded them to leak them out in group chats. Another favorite.

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

I came across a few of these ads and downloaded them to leak them out in group chats. Another favorite.

Was that in the old Sears catalogue?

 

[BradStevens]

I came across a few of these ads and downloaded them to leak them out in group chats. Another favorite.

McMurt, get out of the gummie business and bring these back.

 

[mcmurtry66]

McMurt, get out of the gummie business and bring these back.

Bitch they’re kickin us out!!!

 

[larsIU]

What would have been "a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion"? A Speedo? Something fancy?

Obviously.

 

[mattndallas]

Looks like a BassPro store.

Yeah, and?

Gotta a ****in IndyCar, bowling lanes, poker table, bar, and a baddass golf simulator in the basement.

What kinda fuxking conclave bent on world domination are we if we don't have those things above in our World HQ's?

 

[mattndallas]

McMurt doesn’t have an option on this place by end of year...

Might have to bring up a vote of no confidence. 😄

 

[mcmurtry66]

McMurt doesn’t have an option on this place by end of year...

Might have to bring up a vote of no confidence. 😄

Get in line

 

[Joe_Hoopsier]

McMurt doesn’t have an option on this place by end of year...

Might have to bring up a vote of no confidence. 😄

TWSS !

 

[76-1]

In other news:

Evidently President Trump has heard reports of the Legendary McMurtry and has directed the USGS to rename Lake Michigan - Lake McMurtry... He clearly hasn't read some of Murts more critical posts directed towards him...

Combined with that Executive Order is a directive to rename Mount Democrat (a real 14,000+' mountain in Colorado, located fittingly in the Mosquito Rage) something..., anything..., other than its current moniker...

Early new name proposals include: Jackass Peak, Disaster Peak, and Worthless #!%¥!$%#ers Mountain... The Presidents Staff is reportedly leaning towards that last one...

 

[Noodle]

In other news:

Evidently President Trump has heard reports of the Legendary McMurtry and has directed the USGS to rename Lake Michigan - Lake McMurtry... He clearly hasn't read some of Murts more critical posts directed towards him...

Combined with that Executive Order is a directive to rename Mount Democrat (a real 14,000+' mountain in Colorado, located fittingly in the Mosquito Rage) something..., anything..., other than its current moniker...

Early new name proposals include: Jackass Peak, Disaster Peak, and Worthless #!%¥!$%#ers Mountain... The Presidents Staff is reportedly leaning towards that last one...

Wait until he says this game action video of McMurtry

 

[Baller23Boogie]

What would have been "a swimsuit suitable for such an occasion"? A Speedo? Something fancy?

Please just let it stay intact, not one of those dissolving suits.

 

[hoot1]

Was this the place in Carmel purchased by Forrest Lucas?

Yes.

 

[Noodle]

Please just let it stay intact, not one of those dissolving suits.

They make such things?!? Genius!

 

[Baller23Boogie]

They make such things?!? Genius!

Not on Hoot it's not, unless it's for Mrs. Hoot. Then all bets are off.